The truth behind the Phantoms revealed as snapshot gets leaked worldwide!

[JesterBlaze]

After many seasons of apparently knowing what he's doing it has come to the attention of Earthlings everywhere that "JesterBlaze", owner/GM of the Lawrence Phantoms, is actually known 20 years in the future as cyborg model JLaw23 and is now rumored to have been using future telecommunications to gain foresight into the results of IFL football games.

Below is the iMac snapshot that inadvertently got sent out over the 'net as the protactal waves in JLaw23's internal communication device caused havoc with the 2006 iMac's Bluetooth communications resulting in a click-and-send unforeseen by the Skynet Foundation.




League Authorities have not yet returned emails nor phone calls for comment on the situation...

[DDT]

Dude, you have product in your hair. You're a gay-borg.

[Matt]

nice pic.

should post it in our "what the hell you look like thread"

[JesterBlaze]

Dude, you have product in your hair. You're a gay-borg.

I go for the "I own a mirror" look since I like my women with teeth and naturally proportioned. The sit with the skanks calling everything gay route got old about 20 years ago for myself.

[tarcone]

I go for the "I own a mirror" look since I like my women with teeth and naturally proportioned. The sit with the skanks calling everything gay route got old about 20 years ago for myself.

So youre still in the "Man, I cant commit to anyone or anything, so I put product in my hair and cruise the bars for girls that arent skanks" stage, huh?

[JesterBlaze]

So youre still in the "Man, I cant commit to anyone or anything, so I put product in my hair and cruise the bars for girls that arent skanks" stage, huh?

I was... now I'm in limbo since the percentage of anything resembling a quality woman wasn't found anywhere that I looked. I spend the money on weed instead.

It's not that I'm picky. I just want an attractive, athletic, passionate woman with intelligence and a sense of ethics who's a freak in the bed. Is that too much to ask? Oh yeah, I live in the U.S. so I guess so. If I wanted a selfish career-oriented bitch to cover her damaged skin with make-up and tell me that my nuts in her mouth is "gross" but that I should risk foreigner's lives to buy her a shiny rock for her finger then I could swing my thing in any direction and hit 3 of them. Alas, this is not the kind of female I'm attracted to.

So I go back to Mary Jane.... :dancing:

[DakotaGeorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1jXn60DaQk

nuff said.

[VitoStallion]

I was... now I'm in limbo since the percentage of anything resembling a quality woman wasn't found anywhere that I looked. I spend the money on weed instead.

It's not that I'm picky. I just want an attractive, athletic, passionate woman with intelligence and a sense of ethics who's a freak in the bed. Is that too much to ask? Oh yeah, I live in the U.S. so I guess so. If I wanted a selfish career-oriented bitch to cover her damaged skin with make-up and tell me that my nuts in her mouth is "gross" but that I should risk foreigner's lives to buy her a shiny rock for her finger then I could swing my thing in any direction and hit 3 of them. Alas, this is not the kind of female I'm attracted to.

So I go back to Mary Jane.... :dancing:

A-FUCKING-MEN!!!