Cringer - Be My Proxy

[Hell Atlantic]

does desmond still go to FOFC? i haven't seen "him" post in a while.

also, what do you guys think is better - getting your nuts sucked or licked? i'm going with nut sucking. more sensation. any thoughts?

[Hell Atlantic]

did you know RendeR was in an open marriage, and has a gumar, as the mafiaso like to say (a girlfriend on the side for those not in the know). i'm going to go on record and state that i bet both of the women in his life are not hot. women in open relationships are rarely hot, that's like something they agree to to improve their stock and worth.

that's like if a woman said "i'm not really that good in bed, but i'm a wizard when it comes to fixing cars", you'd have to kinda rate her above a female who wasn't good in bed and didn't have any redeeming factors. or if a woman said "i won't give you head, but if you wanna do some anal on me then have at it, Hoss", then you gotta pause for a sec and think if her redeeming quality is enough to outweigh her deficiency. i myself prefer some good fellatio over anal. i've never done anal and probably won't ever get the chance unfortunately so maybe i don't know what i'm missing. but anyway i'll take good head.

so yeah, that's where i stand on render's "harem". speaking of hair i'm also willing to wager one of the two women he fornicates with has a hairy lower belly, you know, that area below the belly button but above the pelvic bone. not enough to gross you out, but with them being from upstate new york those mountain people probably breed 'em hairy. these are my claims.

[Hell Atlantic]

and in this thread i just want to say i want whatever results in the most games being played. if we all finish our games ahead of time we should do the most logical thing and proceed to the next week. if that is too much for people to keep on top of then they should consider maybe doing an online dynasty is not for them and play at their own pace solo. 2 weeks after the game comes out is when the league should start and the week should be advanced every 6 days or sooner if everyone is done early.

thanks cringer. i don't think i'll need you for much more than that, unless EF27 comes out with another 10 friggin threads requiring input. i've never seen so much voting and debating for a fake league before. its rather impressive.

[Hell Atlantic]

"nut sucking" is even more fun to say, now that i think about it.

[Cringer]

Posted it HA. And my wife hasn't touched the nuts in a while, but I am pretty sure she has done sucking only. I may have missed the licking though.....

[Hell Atlantic]

Posted it HA. And my wife hasn't touched the nuts in a while, but I am pretty sure she has done sucking only. I may have missed the licking though.....

me either. *sigh*

its like once they get a ring on their finger then they lose interest in the balls.

[Suicane]

you guys are trippy. nut licking, i like the attntion. oh man, i wouldnt want 2 dudes, those girls should just do each other and him and i dunno sounds pretty fucked up but whatever, desomnd got banned cause they found out he was someone else, who i dont know {giggle}

[Hell Atlantic]

"hey, why don't you just give me a nut suck?"

HAHAHAHA, so funny to say.

[Matt]

haven't had nuts sucked in a very long time. It's a shame