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    FTB: JEFFEY!!!!

    1. Do you take the skyway, high above that busy little one-way?

    2. Shave your pubes around here often?

    3. How do feel about Kirby Pucket?

    4. Do you love me like a man loves a goat?

    5. Still have those pics of that blonde?

    6. If Wisconsin attacked Minnesota, who would be able to get the Canadians on their side?

    7. 20 degrees and 8 inches of snow or 90 degrees and humid?

    8. "Good morning master Jeff and welcome to jolly old England. Susan, Sally or Jane?"

    9. You would ather spend a night on the town with: Jeff or Patrick?

    10. Favorite FOFC memory? Does it involve a cup?

    11. You find out HA sodomized and killed me. Do you avenge me or pm Biggles and let him take care of it?

    12. Best IFL owner who left.

    13. Will you teach me to drive?

    14. Shower or Bath?

    15. Adam Sandler or Chevy Chase

    16. Phoebe Kates in her prime and Milla in her prime are both at the foot of your bed. Who's gotta go?

    17. I'm getting ready to watch Lost. Will I be happy in an hour?
    I luv British womenz.
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    18. Why dont you answer me punk?
    I luv British womenz.

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    • #3
      19. Do you have arthritis?
      I luv British womenz.

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      • #4
        Re: FTB: JEFFEY!!!!

        1. Do you take the skyway, high above that busy little one-way?

        ** i don't think there are any skyways in the fargo-moorhead area.. so no.

        2. Shave your pubes around here often?

        ** i shave the twig and berries. i trim the rest. to anyone reading, i know.. too much information.

        3. How do feel about Kirby Pucket?

        ** great player. probably won't be able to truly appreciate him as i was fairly young during his era. do remember the game 6 homer though. he was just a remarkable athlete. he jumped like spud webb.. and spud webb didn't have a bubble butt like kirby did!

        4. Do you love me like a man loves a goat?

        ** eww.. i suppose i do though.

        5. Still have those pics of that blonde?

        ** no comment.

        6. If Wisconsin attacked Minnesota, who would be able to get the Canadians on their side?

        ** hopefully minnesota. we are the state of hockey, so...

        7. 20 degrees and 8 inches of snow or 90 degrees and humid?

        ** 90 degrees and humid.. and young co-eds rollerblading around with their bellies hanging out

        8. "Good morning master Jeff and welcome to jolly old England. Susan, Sally or Jane?"

        ** oh, good question. probably jane. she's fucking cuckoo and i can imagine her howling in bed.

        9. You would ather spend a night on the town with: Jeff or Patrick?

        ** lol.. jeff, easily. that's a gay question though.

        10. Favorite FOFC memory? Does it involve a cup?

        ** that whole cup episode was sort of frustrating. i spent a good amount of time looking for cups and you shot them all down. best memory is probably when you got banned really. everytime i imagine you imitating david lee roth, i giggle immensely.

        11. You find out HA sodomized and killed me. Do you avenge me or pm Biggles and let him take care of it?

        ** i avenge you. i've always wanted to visit the east coast. wait, what was the question again?

        12. Best IFL owner who left.

        ** how about k-cin? that guy was clutch during the draft.

        13. Will you teach me to drive?

        ** drive what? i think it'd be fun driving a train together. a choo-choo train.

        14. Shower or Bath?

        ** shower. man, i love taking showers. i can be a dirty man during the day, then wash it all away. when it's time to shave my balls though i take a bath.

        15. Adam Sandler or Chevy Chase

        ** chevy chase. i think sandler's spiel is a bit old. chevy chase in vacation is always gold in my mind.

        16. Phoebe Kates in her prime and Milla in her prime are both at the foot of your bed. Who's gotta go?

        ** adios phoebe! there isn't any girl that i'd put above milla.

        17. I'm getting ready to watch Lost. Will I be happy in an hour?

        ** yes.
        "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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        • #5
          needs more comedy.


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          • #6
            By default, I'm pretty lame. Sorry about that.
            "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hell Atlantic
              needs more comedy.
              This was a classical Suicane psycho-probe before the playoffs under the ruse of entertainment.
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              • #8
                What am i to you, a clown?
                I luv British womenz.

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                • #9
                  Perhaps the best thing to come out of this is a pretty vivid fantasy involving Phoebe and Milla that i did not have earlier. so im good.
                  I luv British womenz.

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