"Gunshots... all I hear is gunshots..."

[JesterBlaze]

6 shots... evenly spaced... I'm going with spontanious crime of passion by someone with a rhythm in his/her head at a oarty out of hand.

But I'm drunk as hell as can be told by my telling my neighborhood's business on the forums.

[JesterBlaze]

And now some unknown dude enters my dwelling under suspicous mannerisms... I hate having crack-heads upstairs...

Oh well... they're supposed to be gone Wednesday... ...blessed...blessed silence.

[Suicane]

Do you live in Afghanistan?

[Cringer]

Maybe he lives in New Orleans.

I delivered to a Home Depot within a mile or two of downtown, on thursday, and the whole store was fenced off. Parking lot and all. I have never seen anything like it. I forgot to ask if it had been like that before Hurricane Rita, or just something they needed to do after it.

[r00k]

Maybe he lives in New Orleans.

I delivered to a Home Depot within a mile or two of downtown, on thursday, and the whole store was fenced off. Parking lot and all. I have never seen anything like it. I forgot to ask if it had been like that before Hurricane Rita, or just something they needed to do after it.

New Orleans East? off of I-10?

[JesterBlaze]

I live in Lawrence MA of course. A mere 17 minute walk from "Broke As Fuck Field".

[JesterBlaze]

I delivered to a Home Depot within a mile or two of downtown, on thursday, and the whole store was fenced off. Parking lot and all. I have never seen anything like it. I forgot to ask if it had been like that before Hurricane Rita, or just something they needed to do after it.

You're gonna think I'm crazy but that's how the government keeps unicorns from our eyes so that we may never benefit from the magic in their uni-horns. The beginnings of Home Depot can be traced back to the pentablet, which anyone who's seen "married an axe murderer" knows about, and there are now enough of them across the country for the government to suitably move unicorns 40 at a time by merely fencing off the store from our eyes.

As you probably know unicorns brought us coffee, and need at least 4 ounces of coffee every 3 minutes... thus the reasoning for a Dunkin' Donuts every 1000 yards in every direction across the whole nation. What you may think of as an abundance of donut shops is actually an optimal amount of "unicorn care centers".

[This is one of the rare times where I know beforehand the attempt at humor is not going to pay off enough so I'm going to end this rediculousness right now!]

[Suicane]

I'm starting to think that marijuana can have a negative effect on ones brain. :?

[Cringer]

Maybe he lives in New Orleans.

I delivered to a Home Depot within a mile or two of downtown, on thursday, and the whole store was fenced off. Parking lot and all. I have never seen anything like it. I forgot to ask if it had been like that before Hurricane Rita, or just something they needed to do after it.

New Orleans East? off of I-10?

It was just northwest of Downtown, on Carrollton if I am remembering correct. Not too far from Tulane I think. Weird mix of bad neighborhood and trendy college bars/restuarants, from Tulane Ave. and north a couple miles up Carrollton to the store.

Of course I messed up exiting I-10 and ended up on Tulane Ave, which you are not allowed to make a left hand turn from onto Carrollton. So after heading into town more on Tulane for a couple of miles, I just flipped it around in the middle of Tulane to prevent getting stuck somewhere. So much for trying to obey the local traffic laws. :P

[Cringer]

You're gonna think I'm crazy but that's how the government keeps unicorns from our eyes so that we may never benefit from the magic in their uni-horns. The beginnings of Home Depot can be traced back to the pentablet, which anyone who's seen "married an axe murderer" knows about, and there are now enough of them across the country for the government to suitably move unicorns 40 at a time by merely fencing off the store from our eyes.

Crap. You figured us out. I secrectly work for the government transporting unicorns and their special unihorns. That is why I go to so many Home Depots and Lowes these days. That load of canned jalapenos the other day was just because I like jalapenos though.