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    i found this to be interesting, since i jack off to downloaded clips of College Fuckfest:

    Bros Before Hos
    [18 May 2006]
    Is Duke's lacrosse team an anomaly? The sordid fraternity house parties on the Internet porn site College Fuck Fest may be fake, but the masculine triumphalism on display seems all too real.

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    Despite its dated take on blacks and women (or perhaps because of it), Animal House (1978) remains the quintessential college comedy, antecedent to today's schlockfests American Pie and Old School. But aside from Kevin Bacon's homoerotic paddling, the strong allusion to statutory rape (with the mayor's 13-year-old daughter), and a few other liberties taken with women, the film's take on frat-boy sexuality, with the emphasis placed on not getting the girl, is today about as shocking as a soft-focused Playboy centerfold from the 1960s.

    Sex in Animal House seems almost antediluvian compared to more upfront and graphic accounts of sex on campus today. Perhaps none has captured national interest more than the alleged gang rape that occurred in March at a party for Duke's lacrosse team. At a dorm on campus, a stripper hired to perform for the athletes was allegedly raped by several players in a bathroom. The fallout of the allegations includes criminal charges, the canceling of the team's playing season and the resignation of the team's coach. The story has neatly divided American anxieties about race, class and sexuality into opposing teams: white, upstanding, privileged men versus poor, black, female strippers.

    And you can't talk about collegiate sex these days without mentioning Girls Gone Wild, whose ubiquitous late-night television commercials have tempted many a beer-dumb college boy into picking up the phone and ordering a video of spring-break breast-baring. The franchise has netted millions for its founder, the young entrepreneur Joe Francis, who boasts several houses and a couple of planes. But calming critics with the notion that these sorts of films are just plain fun -- allowing complicit women to show off their proudest assets -- is complicated by the criminal charges that Francis has attracted in recent years. The most recent example -- an alleged extortion scheme reportedly centered around a blackmail video involving a drugged Joe Francis being sexually assaulted and humiliated -- has recently overshadowed Francis's previous run in with the law, a criminal complaint in which Francis was accused of drugging and raping a 21-year-old woman in 2004. (That case was subsequently dropped due to insufficient evidence.)

    What the allegations and criminal charges suggest is what the images from Girls Gone Wild imply -- not the freewheeling abandon of American youth on spring break, but the whiff of illegality and taboo in coercing intoxicated women to lift up their shirts for a camera.

    Today, frat houses have fallen slightly out of favor, what with each frat row seeming to spawn its own case of death by binge drinking, violent hazing, or incident of rape. Yet fraternities still incubate the next generation's brood for boardrooms and are simultaneously bastions of straight-male privilege and, ergo, rampant, barbaric masculinity. Meaning the frat house is still where all the fun on campus happens -- illegal fun, to be exact. As a Daily Bruin columnist once wrote, frat houses are dangerous places -- if those walls could talk, they'd have to testify.

    Call the website College Fuck Fest (www.collegefuckfest.com), then, an updated Animal House for the 21st century. Part fiction, part documentary, the videos confirm that the frat house remains a good place to observe boys being boys (at their worst), where male sexuality declares open season on a particular masculinist fantasy of willing, doe-eyed femininity.

    The videographers behind College Fuck Fest are themselves frat house rejects -- slightly overweight with crooked teeth and trucker hats. Their thwarted aspirations to the distilled 151-proof masculinity the frat boy represents find expression in amateur Internet porn, as they drive around the western states in a minivan attending and filming various frat-house parties. These clips are guerilla video at its best -- unrehearsed and poorly edited -- and often are the most interesting aspect of the Fuck Fest features, serving as raw ethnographies -- real footage of house parties that record what college kids do best: playing with fire, puking in the back yard, bumping and grinding and spilling cups of beer on each other.

    These authentic opening sequences of frat-house shenanigans establish the video's credentials long enough to smooth the transition into the sex scenes themselves, which are sometimes of hired women servicing men in front of a chanting crowd of fist-pumping frat bros but are more often scripted sex scenes that take place in a setting meant to be an upstairs room at the frat house. The segue from reality to fiction is always the same: The cameraman filming the action is approached by another male and is told about a drunk girl passed out on an upstairs bed, or a couple currently in flagrante delicto on a couch. In these sex scenes, the men are always mid-20s and cocky. And the women, though most likely paid porn actresses, are nonetheless gussied up to look like partygoers who have had their inhibitions washed away by a couple of cans of Miller Lite. With a looped track of muffled party noises in an attempt to convince us the kegger is still raging downstairs, gonzo sex ensues.

    Depending on your local and state laws, some of the scenarios depicted could be very illegal and many are unambiguously wrong. In one episode, the College Fuck Fest crew is hanging out at a party in Las Vegas when out of nowhere a stranger approaches, whispering conspiringly, "Hey dudes, there's a chick passed out in one of the rooms upstairs." Inside the room, they find a woman lying on a cot. The boys try to stifle their laughter, but they can't contain themselves. One bends down and runs his tongue down her neck, pulling on her halter top. "Dude, what if she wakes up?" She does stir a little, and then, fulfilling a classic male fantasy, the drunk girl starts kissing him back. She turns from side to side. "I can't see," she moans. The man begins to have sex with the woman, and she acts like she's into it. "Hey Travis, you didn't even get her name," the cameraman says. The men laugh.

    Whether or not such nonconsensual sex really occurs at fraternities, these videos still reveal a great deal about the fantasies of masculinity -- and the links these fantasies draw between sex and power -- that drive pledges and ingénues both. Why else would a bunch of college guys choose to live in cramped, often squalid quarters with other young men but to be around this kind of privileged masculinity?

    When it comes to embodying cultural ideals of masculinity, there's strength in numbers; fraternity requires a set of rules and aesthetics, brotherhood implies a shared set of genes. This masculine ideal can be performed by a troupe of young men who would never measure up on their own. A frat house is a support group.

    As in most forms of pornography produced with an intended male audience, the erection is the star of College Fuck Fest. As the keystone of masculinity, its presence is required, and the men in the videos goad on its hardness. In one scene, a man performs oral sex on a woman in the back of an SUV, but can't get an erection when its time for them to have sex. Of course, its not about his ability to please the woman at all; the hired actress recedes; she's merely an accoutrement to facilitate the exchange of sexual energies between men. The woman is the alibi for a bunch of men cheering on one another's erections. Her presence is a fulcrum that shifts a homoerotic scene into a socially acceptable Friday night among guys.

    It's these homoerotic bonds between men that ultimately drive the Girls Gone Wild franchise, which, despite the allegations and criminal charges that follow Joe Francis and crew around spring-break paradises like nagging hangovers, continues to diversify. The Girls Gone Wild tour of bands made a stop this winter in Minneapolis, a place where it might be hard to get women to lift their tops in January. When a journalist from the University of Minnesota's campus newspaper, The Minnesota Daily, asked an anonymous male in the audience (which was predominantly men) what he expected, his male friend lifted up his shirt. "Yeah, that," he said, pointing to his buddy's bare chest.

    But homoeroticism needs to be disguised, which is where the strippers and sex workers come in. The presence of a female in the scene allows the men both physically present and remotely downloading videos to pretend to watch the female body while the real focus is on the erections, muscles, strength and prowess of men. And the women receive the brunt force of this form of male bonding. The videos on the College Fuck Fest website allow a look at these darker fantasies of objectification and control as they find expression in a mean, animalistic sexuality. In one particular scene from the website, men scream in the dark as women go down on their frat brothers. They dump beers on each other and give high-fives and roughly insert beer bottles in the women's vaginas. It's not hard to see these videos as ruthless, graphic visual extensions of a patriarchal society. It's the public, gang-bang mood to the proceedings that is the most disturbing, the erotics hinging, as they do, on the fantasy of women as sexual objects -- naked, willing party accessories no different from kegs of beer or bags of chips. Sexually charged groups like those evoked by these videos teeter on a knife-edge, threatening to tip off into chaos at any moment. One realizes with mounting dread that the men in the video -- the men swilling beer in frat gear, pumping fists in the air, and shouting "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" as a beer-drenched brunette sucks off one of their cohort -- are about to graduate from frat row into corporations and statehouses and single-family homes.


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    It's too late for me to read something this long.
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      Man, ya know what sucked? That GGW SuperBowl thingy from a couple of years ago. Dig up that thread and post it here, I need to see how we've matured.

      To the point, I tend to agree with the analysis. I had a chance about 6 or 7 years ago to watch 2 chicks get it on, the caveat being that half the bar was also gonna be there and it honestly didn't titilate me in the least. Best case scenario is that I have future mastubatorial memories, worst case scenario is that im stuck in the middle of a circle jerk. I'll pass.
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        Who wrote that? There is tonna high-ho words in that article - shit drives me mad when I have to stop and think about what a certain adjective means.
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        • #5
          i had wanted to find out once and for all what the whole story was behind College Fuckfest, so i did a search. i assumed as much. i used to think frat guys were hiring hookers to make it seem like she was a college chick, now it appears that both fuckers aren't even college students. kinda ruins the whole thing for me.


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          • #6
            This article reeks of failed sexual conquests by an intellectual, who therefore lashes out and tears down all things 'masculine' in order to prop up his fragile ego. He uses scholarly language to obscure the fact that he really has no logical argument. Consider:

            And you can't talk about collegiate sex these days without mentioning Girls Gone Wild... The franchise has netted millions for its founder, the young entrepreneur Joe Francis, who boasts several houses and a couple of planes. But calming critics with the notion that these sorts of films are just plain fun -- allowing complicit women to show off their proudest assets -- is complicated by the criminal charges that Francis has attracted in recent years. The most recent example -- an alleged extortion scheme reportedly centered around a blackmail video involving a drugged Joe Francis being sexually assaulted and humiliated -- has recently overshadowed Francis's previous run in with the law, a criminal complaint in which Francis was accused of drugging and raping a 21-year-old woman in 2004. (That case was subsequently dropped due to insufficient evidence.)
            This paragraph personally attacks Joe Francis in order to show that the GGW videos are immoral. Francis might be a complete asshole, a serial killer, whatever, but that has no bearing on whether the videos are 'just plain fun'. The fact that someone may or may not have a video of Francis being sexually assaulted is immaterial. If Mark Foley is a pedophile, it doesn't make the work of Congress an abomination.

            Whether or not such nonconsensual sex really occurs at fraternities, these videos still reveal a great deal about the fantasies of masculinity -- and the links these fantasies draw between sex and power...
            What about S&M fantasies? That is most often a complete role reversal from the one he is describing, with the dominant female and the submissive male. This guy seems to think it is some great revelation that he had that sex has a power aspect to it. There are some dudes that like to be in control (with varying levels), and some dudes that like the woman to be in control. People get off on all different things, picking one and drawing a broad conclusion from it is like looking at the Bears and declaring that all quarterbacks suck.

            As in most forms of pornography produced with an intended male audience, the erection is the star of College Fuck Fest. As the keystone of masculinity, its presence is required, and the men in the videos goad on its hardness...It's these homoerotic bonds between men that ultimately drive the Girls Gone Wild franchise, which, despite the allegations and criminal charges that follow Joe Francis and crew around spring-break paradises like nagging hangovers, continues to diversify. The Girls Gone Wild tour of bands made a stop this winter in Minneapolis, a place where it might be hard to get women to lift their tops in January. When a journalist from the University of Minnesota's campus newspaper, The Minnesota Daily, asked an anonymous male in the audience (which was predominantly men) what he expected, his male friend lifted up his shirt. "Yeah, that," he said, pointing to his buddy's bare chest.

            But homoeroticism needs to be disguised, which is where the strippers and sex workers come in. The presence of a female in the scene allows the men both physically present and remotely downloading videos to pretend to watch the female body while the real focus is on the erections, muscles, strength and prowess of men.
            Is he serious here? Did he delve into parody? The erection is the star? The only sense it is the star is that guys like to imagine the woman doing that stuff to his own erection, the guys watching are not wishing to do what the girls are doing to that erection, and if you are then, by definition, you are a gay guy, which is cool, but that is not what the author is talking about. And what kind of example is that? A guy lifts his shirt up in anticipation of girls showing their breasts, and that shows the clear presence of 'homoerotic bonds'? Give me a break. 'Homoeroticism needs to be disguised'? Let me tell you, people watch all kinds of shit in the privacy of their own homes. People download girls getting plowed by animals, people getting 'erotically' shat upon, etc. If some guy wanted to watch dudes on his home computer, he could just watch dudes. It doesn't need to be disguised by there being a female there, unless the guy is a gay dude and can't come to grips with being gay, which, again, is not what the author is talking about.

            Lame. This guy has antediluvian views of sex wrapped in a post-modern veneer, apparently harking back to Greek culture.
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              wow, Mr B, you really dropped the science, especially your parting remark. i agree w/ you on mostly all your points. i'm sure i'm speaking for other heterosexual porn watchers, but as porn-watching men we have an uncanny ability to watch a guy getting his cock sucked and be able to completely erase the guy from our heads and insert ourselves into the scene. i'm not looking at a chick getting fucked in the ass by some other guy, i'm watching a chick getting fucked in the ass by me via proxy.

              i think the author - and to borrow a point of yours - in an attempt to be viewed as a psuedo-intellectual just wanted to say we as men experience a bond with each other being in a group watching a chick get banged. how many of us have been in that scenario i don't know (i sure haven't), but it seems the long and short of it is the author is trying to say it's not about the chick getting fucked, but celebrating the dominance and masculinity of the man.

              i don't agree with it. i know for my bachelor party i was surprised to be made to be stripped to my underwear (and thank God i didn't pay attention to my best man who told me not to wear any underwear) and placed in the middle of a room with my friends sitting around me semi-circle. i wasn't able to get an erection because my idea of a sexual fun time doesn't involve my fully-clothed friends gawking at me as i foot fucked a chick with a condom on my toes. it was an awkward situation for me, and on some level disappointing because i requested i didn't want to be made the center of attention and do any sick shit. in any event, nothing like what the author described about re: the latent homoeroticism in males happened in that room.


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                You know who's sexy? Sov. He's got manly characterisitics. Also, I like to pee on and be peed upon. I like to watch girls peeing too.
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                  You call me sov again and I'll kick you in the penis.
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                  • #10
                    But I like that name!

                    Its' like when you meet and fall in love with a stripper named Twinkles, but after 4 or 5 dates she wants you to start calling her Alice. Man that sucks.
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                      How is Alice? Did she get that yeast infection sorted out?
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                        Here crabs had herpes.
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                          happy times


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                            02-07-2005, 01:58 AM #1
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                            Girls Gone Wild Half Time Show

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                            the greatest half time show EVER. this year it was just me and my wife, and she was cool enough to be down to order the GGW PPV.

                            this thing was so good that had it just been me and my friends watching this thing i would have went into the living room closet, left it open a crack, pulled down my pants and went to town on myself with everyone in the same room.

                            i taped it on my DVR. on a rainy nite i'll watch it again and pull out Mr. Perriman (my you know what's name) and beat him like i was a drunken redneck.

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                            in all my life - i have never been as entertained from tv as i was during those 15 minutes of soft-core porn.
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                            you named your wang after Brett Perriman.. a tiny wr from detriot?


                            my penis is refined and regal. it'd go out for crumpets and a spot of tea if it wasn't attached to my pelvis.
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                            we were supposed to do it during half-time. we both got rather interested in the GGW show. we ate some of the hero i stole from my friends as a prank. by the time we digested it was the end of the 3rd quarter. the rest, as they say, was baby-making magic.

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                            it'd go out for crumpets and a spot of tea if it wasn't attached to my pelvis.


                            So your penis is gay, is that what you're telling us?
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                            no, but it's interested in the finer things that life has to offer. :thumbs-up:
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                            ok, but nevermind my sex or name for my genitals - let's get back on track.

                            GGW Half time show was stellar. i hope in some weird way my tax dollars went into the making of that spectacle.
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                            Well, given that we've gotten absolutely no details about the show, I think we should talk about Brett Perriman some more. Didn't he spend some time with the Saints? Yeah, you want your genitals named after that.
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                            when i started this thread, the topic going off-course to Brett Perriman was the last thing on my mind. thanks a lot, non-heterosexuals.
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                            02-07-2005, 11:26 AM #15
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                            i'd whip it out by showing you the pic of me with my pants down fucking the hero that i stole from my friends as a prank. i might get banned though. all the bad parts are covered though.
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                            Did someone hijack Hell Atlantic's account?
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                            Did someone hijack Hell Atlantic's account?


                            What would give you that idea?
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                            GGW Half time show was stellar. i hope in some weird way my tax dollars went into the making of that spectacle.


                            I really like this line.
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                            02-07-2005, 11:42 AM #20
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                            02-07-2005, 11:42 AM #21
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                            What would give you that idea?


                            I just don't remember him being so "hey everybody, look at me!"

                            Grumpy? Sure.
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                            I just don't remember him being so "hey everybody, look at me!"

                            Grumpy? Sure.
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                            He's most certainly stepped it up of late.
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                            02-07-2005, 11:44 AM #23
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                            I just don't remember him being so "hey everybody, look at me!"

                            Grumpy? Sure.
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                            I've always thought "trying to draw attention to myself" actually so while this isn't vintage HA and doesn't fit his normal MO it doesn't seem a stretch to me and it's sorta humorous in it's own way. I've enjoyed reading it but then again, I've always liked the guy.
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                            02-07-2005, 11:47 AM #24
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                            I don't dislike him.
                            I'm just vaguely curious about his recent postings.


                            Maybe it's a midlife crisis?
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                            02-07-2005, 11:48 AM #25
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                            I've always thought "trying to draw attention to myself" actually so while this isn't vintage HA and doesn't fit his normal MO it doesn't seem a stretch to me and it's sorta humorous in it's own way. I've enjoyed reading it but then again, I've always liked the guy.


                            I don't dislike him.
                            I'm just vaguely curious about his recent postings.
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                            I don't dislike him.
                            I'm just vaguely curious about his recent postings.


                            this ain't vintage FOFC, what - i have to be the same ole HA for all eternity? i don't post with the fear that i might not seem like "myself". you people don't know me anyway. all you see, all anyone sees of each other for that matter, are just slivers or fragments of my personality.

                            Quiksand could sodomize rabbits on his free-time, i don't attempt to know anything about him or make any assumptions on his personality just cuz he posts puzzle threads all the time.

                            just sit back, enjoy the ride, if you don't like it then move on to the next attraction.
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                            02-07-2005, 12:22 PM #27
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                            this ain't vintage FOFC, what - i have to be the same ole HA for all eternity? i don't post with the fear that i might not seem like "myself". you people don't know me anyway. all you see, all anyone sees of each other for that matter, are just slivers or fragments of my personality.

                            Quiksand could sodomize rabbits on his free-time, i don't attempt to know anything about him or make any assumptions on his personality just cuz he posts puzzle threads all the time.

                            just sit back, enjoy the ride, if you don't like it then move on to the next attraction.


                            Again, I don't dislike you or your postings.

                            But I'm no longer curious.
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                            so i guess i'm the only one who saw this then. so people actually watched Paul McfuckingCartney during half-time.

                            yeesh, tough crowd.
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                            so i guess i'm the only one who saw this then. so people actually watched Paul McfuckingCartney during half-time.

                            yeesh, tough crowd.


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                            so i guess i'm the only one who saw this then. so people actually watched Paul McfuckingCartney during half-time.

                            yeesh, tough crowd.


                            actually, the party I went to had "live" entertainment.
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                            I still don't get it. What was so great about a bunch of drunk girls pretending they don't want to lift up their shirts, then being "persuaded" to doing it while squealing?


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                            02-07-2005, 12:56 PM #32
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                            I still don't get it. What was so great about a bunch of drunk girls pretending they don't want to lift up their shirts, then being "persuaded" to doing it while squealing?


                            no you ass. there was a competion. it was a game with several teams of girls in various states of undress. nudity, showering, groping.

                            not necessarily in that order.

                            now's the part when you people act like you're above soft core pornography and some T&A is too immature for you. i'm ashamed at all of you. i'm ashamed at my friends for not finding my prank funny, this entire world disgusts me today. it's a sad day in America when you can't have some red-blooded guy fun. what is this - Iraq?
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                            I just can't understand what he's talking about.

                            Then again, I'm probably not his intended audience.
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                            i must be the only person in America who heard of the GGW Half-Time Show PPV. last year when we had people over we ordered the Lingerie Bowl (which really sucked). this year it was the GGW thing.

                            and i taped the GGW show on my DVR, soon to be exported to my PC.
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                            ^^^ Now you're talking. Once you get it on PC, you can disseminate copies so we can try and figure out what's so great about it. I enjoy softcore as much as the next dude, but the usual GGW flashing gets old after a while.


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                            ^^^ Now you're talking. Once you get it on PC, you can disseminate copies so we can try and figure out what's so great about it. I enjoy softcore as much as the next dude, but the usual GGW flashing gets old after a while.


                            i'm sure there has been more entertaining instances of soft core porn. but for 15 minutes? during half-time when one's only option of entertainment was Paul McCartney....GGW delivered.

                            this one chick Jamie had breasts sculpted from the hands of God Himself. if heaven is half as good as the glory found in her chest i'm living the rest of my days as a saint. a fucking saint i tell you.
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                            this one chick Jamie had breasts sculpted from the hands of God Himself. if heaven is half as good as the glory found in her chest i'm living the rest of my days as a saint. a fucking saint i tell you.


                            If there is a God, we'd have the QOTM re-instated for that gem right there...
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                            Paige Peterson kicks things off with an on site intro from Jacksonville, she then sends it to Doug Stanhope, who proceeds to hit 94 on the annoying meter in less than 20 seconds, impressive.

                            Montage of scantily clad girls and double entrendras, girls are hot, commentary makes me dick go up inside me.

                            Doug and some dickweed named Zane do some "comedy".

                            Andrea Lowel, an average chick and sideline reporter says the girls have been practicing long and hard, har har.

                            Montage of girls getting dressed. They're sexy, but the voiceovers keep my dick in rectration mode.

                            The teams are introduced, team 1 is very hot, team 2 are average at best, team 3 are all topless and ok, team 4 are cute enough, I recognize porn star Gauge, shes on team 4.

                            Now Joe Francis, creator of GGW joins Zane and Doug, more "hillarious" comedy ensues.

                            6 minutes in and we've seen more Shecky Green than Behind The Green Door.

                            Videotape of girls "practicing" which includes the generic GGW tease, tit and ass shots, all very fastly edited, meh.

                            Oooh, the referees are midgets, yay, it gets better and better.

                            FIRST EVENT
                            Girls have to slide down a slide, grab a flag from a "big hard pole", HA HA. Ok, I just realized that Zane and Stanhope will be doing commentary, the girls have to go thru a tunnel which the "comedians" refer to as a sphincter, and I'm done. It may be mildly erection enducing to watch the girls but the groans coming from me arn't ones of lust, they're the gargled sound you make when you hope a big truck plows thru your office wall and kills you dead so you don't have to listen to this shit anymore.


                            FINAL SCORE
                            I give it a 1 out of 10.

                            I can't see spending 30 more minutes on this shit.
                            I saw some titty and a whisp of pubic hair, about 30% of the girls of were above average.
                            I've gotten more arroused during episodes of Growing Pains, and I laughed harder as well.


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                            02-07-2005, 02:35 PM #42
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                            This thread makes me feel all...ya know...funky. But he is, after all, The King.


                            Come on, Coug.

                            Would a king admit to masturbating to soft core in a closet? HELL NO!!

                            A kind would stand up on the highest object in the room, and just let it go all over his subjects, and they would be happy to be anointed by his royal seed!
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                            any guy who watches a Girls Gone Wild Half Time Show and mentions anywhere in his review "commentary" or suggests that at one point he was listening to what the people were saying is not someone interested in women.

                            since you don't like women you are a subhuman in my book so you're opinion doesn't matter. i shouldn't even be responding to this. go douche yourself you non-hetero.
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                            Suicane: you are officially a faggot in my book. i don't care if one day you banged Jessica Alba, you are a homosexual and always will remain so.

                            any guy who watches a Girls Gone Wild Half Time Show and mentions anywhere in his review "commentary" or suggests that at one point he was listening to what the people were saying is not someone interested in women.

                            since you don't like women you are a subhuman in my book so you're opinion doesn't matter. i shouldn't even be responding to this. go douche yourself you non-hetero.


                            this just needs to be quoted in case HA comes to his sense and edits his orginal post.
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                            Suicane: you are officially a faggot in my book. i don't care if one day you banged Jessica Alba, you are a homosexual and always will remain so.

                            any guy who watches a Girls Gone Wild Half Time Show and mentions anywhere in his review "commentary" or suggests that at one point he was listening to what the people were saying is not someone interested in women.

                            since you don't like women you are a subhuman in my book so you're opinion doesn't matter. i shouldn't even be responding to this. go douche yourself you non-hetero.


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                            say that again please, i couldn't hear you with all that penis in your mouth. go listen to some more commentary on a GGW show.
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                            Am I less human than those pesky black QB's?



                            is there any chance you are a black QB and a faggot?
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                            say that again please, i couldn't hear you with all that penis in your mouth. go listen to some more commentary on a GGW show.


                            where will you be spending your time when you are in the box?
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                              is there any chance you are a black QB and a faggot?


                              Nah, i'm too bulky to be a QB.


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                              02-07-2005, 02:53 PM #54
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                              Nah, i'm too bulky to be a QB.


                              well, Culpepper is a big boy, allegedly african-american, and might just like to sample male genitalia from time to time.

                              hey, is that you Dante?
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                              02-07-2005, 02:54 PM #55
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                              say that again please, i couldn't hear you with all that penis in your mouth. go listen to some more commentary on a GGW show.



                              Ok, i'll say it real slow for you this time.
                              Is A Faggot less human to you than a black man playing Quarterback?

                              I'm sorry if I didn't enjoy the show enough to start fucking cold cuts, you are obviously much more man I could ever hope to be.

                              And hey, I've got an episode of Hotel on tape where Connie Seleca is in a nightie, would you be interested in plopping down $34.99 for it? Maybe you should wait till all your friends are over so you can divey up and it'll only cost you a few bucks each.

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                              02-07-2005, 02:56 PM #56
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                              I'm sorry if I didn't enjoy the show enough to start fucking cold cuts, you are obviously much more man I could ever hope to be.



                              hehehehe

                              It was probably even like jalepeno bolonia loaf to boot. Only true men can handle the spicy, cured meats.
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                              hehehehe

                              It was probably even like jalepeno bolonia loaf to boot. Only true men can handle the spicy, cured meats.



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                              I would say no
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                              I must be missing something here. HA is talking about preferring to GHJO in a closet in a room full of dudes, and he's questioning someone else's sexuality?
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                              where will you be spending your time when you are in the box?

                              Tugging it in the hall closet. Honestly, try to pay attention.
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                              Show me where babies feed!!! Its.. Its natural!!!

                              Stanhope is an ass, I am with Suicane. I can't get off on a bunch of semi whorish teases galavanting around while some douchebags make all kinds of wisecracks trying to be funny- especially if I have to pay for it.

                              Give me real porn where the girls are actually engaging in some sort of sexual behavior other than walking around naked or semi naked. At least then I would feel as though spending money was justified.
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                              I must be missing something here. HA is talking about preferring to GHJO in a closet in a room full of dudes, and he's questioning someone else's sexuality?


                              i would have if the situation called for it.

                              i like how Suicane went through all that trouble to give his review of the PPV and wound up making himself look like a total lover of men.

                              "and don't get me started on their bathing suits...uhhhh, was Wal-Mart having a special on swimwear or something? like i haven't seen such bad fashion since the 2002 Donna Karen spring collection."

                              just walk away, Suicane. leave with your dignity.
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                              just walk away, Suicane. leave with your dignity.

                              Speaking of dignity, yours is still under my bed, festooned in cock rings and lip gloss...
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                              Stanhope is an ass, I am with Suicane. I can't get off on a bunch of semi whorish teases galavanting around while some douchebags make all kinds of wisecracks trying to be funny- especially if I have to pay for it.

                              Give me real porn where the girls are actually engaging in some sort of sexual behavior other than walking around naked or semi naked. At least then I would feel as though spending money was justified.


                              there was competions genius. one was how many sexual positions could tw oteam members get into before time expired as the bed they were on was spinning around and they were getting pelted with stuffed animals from the other teams. and the grand finale, man, what a nail-biter. almost was a photo finish.

                              i like how everyone is too cool for school today.

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                              what's going on today? seriously.
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                              Speaking of dignity, yours is still under my bed, festooned in cock rings and lip gloss...


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                              i would have if the situation called for it.

                              i like how Suicane went through all that trouble to give his review of the PPV and wound up making himself look like a total lover of men.

                              "and don't get me started on their bathing suits...uhhhh, was Wal-Mart having a special on swimwear or something? like i haven't seen such bad fashion since the 2002 Donna Karen spring collection."

                              just walk away, Suicane. leave with your dignity.


                              Wasn't much trouble, I downloaded it, watched about 6 minutes and deleted it.

                              I'm not sure how that makes me look like a total lover of men, perhaps I just have taste.

                              I'd ask you to walk away with your dignity as well but I don't have a time machine that can take me back to 2001.


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                              everyone, quick, let's slap Suicane on the back and congratulate him for such a witty and funny comeback.

                              i bet you pay attention to the plot when you watch porn too. just stop man, i own you today. your stuff is off, and i'm hitting you with my B Game. just admit that you in fact sounded rather gay-esque with your bad review, that the girls were in fact hot (Jamie and her perfect breasts included) and the commentary and "comedy" (comedy in quotation marks because Doug Stanhope and Co. KNOW they aren't the reason people are tuning in and can speak in pig-latin and it wouldn't make a difference) didn't play a role and i'll stop and maybe reissue your membership into the Halls of Hetero.

                              i liked you better when i actually thought you were a girl.
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                              02-07-2005, 03:26 PM #74
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                              02-07-2005, 03:27 PM #75
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                              02-07-2005, 03:27 PM #76
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                              Suicane is ahead on my card.


                              ah yes, who can forget such timeless classics such as "I'd ask you to walk away with your dignity as well but I don't have a time machine that can take me back to 2001."

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                              02-07-2005, 03:29 PM #77
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                              It's going to be hard to make up any ground on this one.


                              the hero humping and the GGW PPV were two separate and unrelated events, for the record.

                              but i'm not above humping a hero as a way to get myself off in deep fits of arousal if the situation calls for it.
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                              02-07-2005, 03:31 PM #78
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                              02-07-2005, 03:34 PM #79
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                              i'll stop and maybe reissue your membership into the Halls of Hetero.




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                              02-07-2005, 04:25 PM #80
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                              Posts: 5,688 Wow, first you pay money for GGW, then you say you hate black QB's, then you call gay people subhuman, then you fuck a sandwich, jerk off in a room full of guys, then you keep a score card on an internet message board argument. Yeah, you totaly owned me today. Perhaps if I stooped to your level of hoholarity and said that I feel sorry for your wife for having to have your unfunny, pathetic ass climb on top of her every night I would score some points. You're not just a piece of shit, but an unfunny piece of shit. Now go order Cinemax and have another circle jerk while proclaiming how cool you are, or perhaps an orgy at Subway is in order. You arn't even in my league bitch.


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                              02-07-2005, 04:28 PM #81
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                              02-07-2005, 04:29 PM #82
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                              02-07-2005, 04:29 PM #83
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                              02-07-2005, 04:29 PM #84
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                              Wow, first you pay money for GGW, then you say you hate black QB's, then you call gay people subhuman, then you fuck a sandwich, jerk off in a room full of guys, then you keep a score card on an internet message board argument. Yeah, you totaly owned me today. Perhaps if I stooped to your level of hoholarity and said that I feel sorry for your wife for having to have your unfunny, pathetic ass climb on top of her every night I would score some points. You're not just a piece of shit, but an unfunny piece of shit. Now go order Cinemax and have another circle jerk while proclaiming how cool you are, or perhaps an orgy at Subway is in order. You arn't even in my league bitch.


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                              02-07-2005, 04:30 PM #85
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                              02-07-2005, 04:30 PM #86
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                              Man.. I like T & A just like any other Suicane or Hell Atlantic in the world.. But originality has its place in the world of putdowns and comebacks..

                              I also just think it takes away from the moment when my friend is drunk and screaming stupid shit in my ear all night while I am trying to masturbate..

                              And I was always too cool for school. Why do you think I've lurked and posted here for 6 years? I dropped out to read posts all day and play FOF.

                              (6 years?? You say..Had a different name on the old boards)

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                              02-07-2005, 04:32 PM #87
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                              02-07-2005, 05:27 PM #88
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                              02-07-2005, 05:33 PM #89
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                              02-07-2005, 05:59 PM #90
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                              I still don't see what the prank was. His post? Getting off in a closet? Not exactly a planned, clever scheme, but maybe I'm missing something...


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                              02-07-2005, 06:04 PM #91
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                              Wow, first you pay money for GGW, then you say you hate black QB's, then you call gay people subhuman, then you fuck a sandwich, jerk off in a room full of guys, then you keep a score card on an internet message board argument. Yeah, you totaly owned me today. Perhaps if I stooped to your level of hoholarity and said that I feel sorry for your wife for having to have your unfunny, pathetic ass climb on top of her every night I would score some points. You're not just a piece of shit, but an unfunny piece of shit. Now go order Cinemax and have another circle jerk while proclaiming how cool you are, or perhaps an orgy at Subway is in order. You arn't even in my league bitch.


                              wow. i was pwned. you really got me. made up words even. you got the room eating out of the palm of your hands. keep going.

                              for the record, if this is what passes as your best, you'd probably wouldn't last long with my crowd. your kind of post would result in that cricket sound that happens when someone bombs.

                              i bet you even misspelled something and it came out as "hoholarity" but since everyone thought it was intentional you didn't edit it. i can see right through your act.

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                              02-07-2005, 06:06 PM #92
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                              I still don't see what the prank was. His post? Getting off in a closet? Not exactly a planned, clever scheme, but maybe I'm missing something...



                              like i said - separate, unrelated event that occured yesterday.
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                              02-07-2005, 06:07 PM #93
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                              people from Jersey always think they can hang with us New Yorkers just cuz they're across the bridge. *sigh*
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                              02-07-2005, 06:11 PM #94
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                              Wow, first you pay money for GGW, then you say you hate black QB's, then you call gay people subhuman, then you fuck a sandwich, jerk off in a room full of guys, then you keep a score card on an internet message board argument. Yeah, you totaly owned me today. Perhaps if I stooped to your level of hoholarity and said that I feel sorry for your wife for having to have your unfunny, pathetic ass climb on top of her every night I would score some points. You're not just a piece of shit, but an unfunny piece of shit. Now go order Cinemax and have another circle jerk while proclaiming how cool you are, or perhaps an orgy at Subway is in order. You arn't even in my league bitch.

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                              02-07-2005, 06:22 PM #95
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                              stop it. that post was horrible. you people egging him on, patting him on the back for that schlock only encourage his bad attempts at being funny. made up words, completely making up events and the tried and true "you aren't even in my league bitch" nonsense (which last was effective in '98) is like a sophomore in high school who stayed stayed up late hanging out with the seniors and now wants to impress his friends with what he learned.

                              suicane if you're like 17 i can understand the level of "humor". if you're over 20...yeesh. maybe going up against Shorty or JonInMiddleGA or someone with no all bark and no bite around here will help you improve your chops.

                              you people really have such low standards. i'm so disappointed in the world today. did something happen last nite while i slept?
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                              02-07-2005, 06:24 PM #96
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                              ...and the tried and true "you aren't even in my league bitch" nonsense (which last was effective in '98)




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                              02-07-2005, 06:24 PM #97
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                              i don't even believe i'm being forced to respond to his nonsense. it's not even good. my friends and i go at it all day. if one of us wrote something like what you're all congratulating Suicane for it wouldn't even register a response. seriously. this like underclassmen high school humor.
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                              02-07-2005, 06:27 PM #98
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                              ok, i'm done. i now understand the crowd i'm dealing with.

                              go cheer on Suicane. next you'll be giving him handjobs cuz he puts curse words in his posts.
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                              02-07-2005, 06:27 PM #99
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                              Grown up, kung fu, ultimate power type humor below.


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                              i bet you pay attention to the plot when you watch porn too. just stop man, i own you today. your stuff is off, and i'm hitting you with my B Game.


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                              02-07-2005, 06:29 PM #100
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                              ok, i'm done. i now understand the crowd i'm dealing with.

                              go cheer on Suicane. next you'll be giving him handjobs cuz he puts curse words in his posts.


                              So do you deny that you were ripping on Suicane for doing someting that you had done three posts earlier?
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