I'm in love.

[Hell Atlantic]

I saw Full Body Massage not long after it was released on Cinemax. We never had Cinemax - turn the sharpness down!

What Mimi Rogers has upstairs makes up for what she lacks downstairs. Classic white chick ass.

you don't buy an orange and try to squeeze it to get apple juice.

same thing goes for Mimi Rogers. you want ass, go look at some Vida Guerra pics. you want mountains of mammaries - you look at Full Body Massage clips.

[Suicane]

Mimi Rogers was always "eh" to me. I enjoy her bossoms, but theyre so large, and there was a very short window for those monsters before they went from gorgeous to sloppy.

I do always laugh when i imagine what coitus between her and TC looked like, as he is about as big as 1 of her breast.

[Suicane]

So I was watching family ties last night. And I was struck by long blonde hair, golden smile and ample bossom of MBB. She made me happy last night, she made me very happy.

[Hell Atlantic]

i guess i was a kid and never paid attention to those things (although i remember being attracted to Mallory), i have to see some old reruns and see how big they were when MBB was a younger woman.

[Kobeck]

check her out in Ben.

Quick who sung the Ben theme song?































Michael "Thriller" Jackson

[Suicane]

Perhaps the most bizzare thing I've ever done. Not at all safe for work, might not be safe for anyone but Hell Atlantic.

http://www.suicane.com/MrsKeaton.mp3

[Hell Atlantic]

this is comedy gold. this is the benchmark that i shall now judge all of the other comedy i see/hear on the internets going forward. i applaud you, and respect you as a man - my highest honor.


i'm not gonna front though, it did get a tad bizarre during the mock cunnilingus part, but hey, i would have thought you a faggot had you not orally satisfied Alex P's mom.