If I Were To Tell You

[Suicane]

That you could own this pancake maker for only $34.99, what would you say?

[Suicane]

It cooks both sides at ONCE

[MrBigglesworth]

I love flapjacks.

[Suicane]

Sure, we all do. But dont they always get burned? How much money have you wasted over the years on burnt pancakes?

1?
2?
3?
4 Thousand Dollars?

[stillseekhim]

I would spend it on one of those waffle makers from the waffle house. Now that would be money well spent. :-)

[Hell Atlantic]

Cowboy and Indian


While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep, and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy, pointing at the Indian: "Is this Indian your owner?"

Dog: "Yep . "

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy, pointing at Indian again: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar"