Our Punaball Thread

[Hell Atlantic]

i write this as i listen to suican's melodic, sweet voice serenading (sp?) me with the greatst jazz lounge music i've ever heard. this is straight up and down baby-making music.



i drink it with lime. i don't care. i'm a fag. it's ok. i'm not gonna make a trip to the super market to get lime if i want my corona - if i open up my bottle and there's lime in the fridge, i slip one in. if not, i drink it anyway.

my bro in law told me the hole lime in the corona thing started cuz when he was in mehico he saw this street vendor selling corona on the street and they kept reusing the same bottles and the way they cleaned the bottles was to take a lime or lemon wedge and wipe the lip of the bottle with it. he said that's why he won't drink corona, cuz its bottled with spit (yeah right). i told him if spit tastes that good i don't mind drinking it then.

[sovstar]

I mean, it tastes good with the fruit, but when the same people that drink Busch Light and Naddy Light (my friends) insist that Corona needs an additive... well that just ain't right.

[Suicane]

I mean, it tastes good with the fruit, but when the same people that drink Busch Light and Naddy Light (my friends) insist that Corona needs an additive... well that just ain't right.

That's correct.

[Hell Atlantic]

i also had a cigar. one thing i don't like about cigars is the taste is burned into my mouth for like a day. now i have to gargle soda or something. i had the cigar like 4 hours ago and i still taste it. its like a gift that keeps on giving, except i have the receipt and now i want to return this gift.

[Suicane]

I'll smoke a cigar once or twice a year, usualy with a bottle of vodka. It makes me feel young again.

[Hell Atlantic]

my best friend who used to be a bartender (for far too long) told me any beer will taste better if you put a lime in it, it's not a magic concoction limited to just corona. i hate natty lite.

i loves me my PBR. makes me feel 10 years younger when i drink it.


i'm in a talkative mood tonite. don't mind me.

i love PBR. its the beer of the peasants, but i don't care. its the best cheap beer ever. i hate beer snobs with their oatmeal beer and microbrewery shit, spouting out names of beer connoieseur beer that real beer lovers drink. listen - beer don't taste all that good. it has one purpose, to taste good enough so that you want to drink more of it to get to that happy place. that is all. i don't remember my point now, so i will move on.

[Hell Atlantic]

hey suicane how did you know about the whole "sexual nerves" thing from FOFC? sov is your FOFC liaison? your musical ditties are 10x funnier than that non-funny parody-master Antmeister. every over at FOFC swears up and down he's funny and his parodies are great. sov and i had a quick talk about him. anyway, your songs are orignal and take me to a place where i wish i was gay and you were singing to me. his songs are just covers of other songs and people like them cuz he name-drops.

[sovstar]

it has one purpose, to taste good enough so that you want to drink more of it to get to that happy place.

I don't really buy that. Good beer tastes good.

[Hell Atlantic]

beer flavor is an aquired taste. soda you like right out of the womb. anything that's an aquired taste is basically not all that good, you just condition yourself to say its good. trust me, i drink a LOT of beer and even every once in a blue moon as i'm chugging it down i'll be like "this would be so much better if it tasted like soda".

i hope you're not one of those guys who likes drinking Guiness and insists that it tastes good. you are one of those guys, aren't you? i only drink Guiness when i do irish car bombs. even then i focus on the taste of the shot that's dropped in (bailey's and jameson shot) and try to block out the taste of the guiness.

[Hell Atlantic]

mmmmm...irish car bombs. now i'm craving one (or 4).

[Hell Atlantic]

i love the internet. there's a pic about any topic.

here's a pic of the only time i will drink Guiness:

[sovstar]

I won't deny that it's an acquired taste. Coffee is the same way. Couldn't stand both when I was a kid.

I tried Guiness once and it was a little too different for me, so no, I'm not one of those guys.

[Suicane]

Can still read fofc if i go thru a proxy. I don't bother very much though. I like Ant, he's a good guy. The Weird Al genre is one however that I never got, but I like some of his stuff. Don't hate. We all need to love another, it's the only way the world will work.

[Suicane]

I prefer the everyday stuff too. Budweisrer, Miller Lite, simple, i don't need any of that fancy stuff. I used to mix Bud and cherry kool aid.

[Cringer]

Tecate is better then Corona, remember that if you come across it. And I will use lime with Tecate because when I get Tecate it is when I am on the other side of the border and they give you lime with it. They also give you lime with your tacos. I think tey give you lime for everything if I recall correctly.

And I have never had Guiness actually. I will one day, I am sure I would like it. Most of the beer I drink is ale. Arrogant Bastard Ale is my favorite.

Overall though, I haven't had a beer for what, a few months now? Whenever I got piss drunk last and blacked out and apparently said some mean things to people...... ops: