I Don't Like Heat

[Suicane]

I like the heat a womans area gives off, but not the sun, oh no mister, not the sun. And while i'm at it, whats the deal with humidity? I swear theres no air out there, and it's creeping in here. I have 3 air conditioners running and still the thick, heavy stench of no air is invading into my space. My bathroom is un air conditioned and doing my blutions is hard work, I get all sweaty and stuff, and I start to feel like some sort of wild yak who. I lotion my botom after every toilet trip, cause i like to feel fresh.

Tell me about yourself ok? Go.

[sovstar]

Dude, it's 88 degrees in my apartment right now and it's only going to get hotter - it's supposed to reach 96 today and humidity is always a factor in the FM area. I'm cheap, on a budget, and my air conditioner sucks. My only hope was to open the windows last night and shut them late this morning.

It just turned 89 in here while I wrote this.

[Suicane]

No, its always 25 degrees in both Dakotas, i read that in a book.

Do you have an oscilating fan? Put it right in front of the air conditioner and aim it at your person.

[Suicane]

I see Coder. Coder, send us some cold, we're in dissaray over here.

[sovstar]

No, its always 25 degrees in both Dakotas, i read that in a book.

Do you have an oscilating fan? Put it right in front of the air conditioner and aim it at your person.

My air conditioner is in the other room.

[Suicane]

My air conditioner is in the other room.

Is this a riddle?

[sovstar]

My air conditioner is in the other room.

Is this a riddle?

I can't play punaball in the other room. :roll:

[Suicane]

Dont yell at me. Ok, i was assuming that the comp is in your living room, and i assumed that is where your air conditioner was as well.

[Hell Atlantic]

do you guys speak in code? i understand 70% of what you guys write.


are you guys terrorists :?:

[Suicane]

do you guys speak in code? i understand 70% of what you guys write.


are you guys terrorists :?:

It's like this ok. I always wanted to be evan dando, but i could never get skinny enough or find enough constant drugs to be evan dando. I would of liked to have been Skeletor just so I could capture that sweet piece of ass He-Man is always hanging out with and make her do lesbian stuff with that sweet piece of ass evil bitch skeletor always hangs out with but it's just not in my nature to be evil to people, so I had to wait until I found a chick who liked to be spanked and roleplay naughty games with me. And now that i've found her i'm in a bit of a pickle as to how to sustain a serious relationship given the equalibrium that doesn't jive, my chi versus her chi so to speak. It's all very jumbled.

Understand?

[sovstar]

Just to clarify, punaball does not equal gay sex.

[MrBigglesworth]

I don't have AC at all at my place, and I've been sound as a pound.

[Hell Atlantic]

do you guys speak in code? i understand 70% of what you guys write.


are you guys terrorists :?:

It's like this ok. I always wanted to be evan dando, but i could never get skinny enough or find enough constant drugs to be evan dando. I would of liked to have been Skeletor just so I could capture that sweet piece of ass He-Man is always hanging out with and make her do lesbian stuff with that sweet piece of ass evil bitch skeletor always hangs out with but it's just not in my nature to be evil to people, so I had to wait until I found a chick who liked to be spanked and roleplay naughty games with me. And now that i've found her i'm in a bit of a pickle as to how to sustain a serious relationship given the equalibrium that doesn't jive, my chi versus her chi so to speak. It's all very jumbled.

Understand?

what are your thoughts on Cheetarah from Thundercats? if i knew what masturbating was when i was watching that cartoon i'd have jacked myself into a stupor back then. same goes for Lady Jay from GI Joe, who had unnecessarily large breasts for a cartoon female. i think the reason why Snake Eyes is silent is cuz Scarlett fucked the voice out of him. clear fucked him till he was mute.

[Suicane]

I cant get into animal sex, even if its a cartoon. I dont like cat hair, so i imagine id psyche myself out before coitus ever occured.

I bought an ex gf wonder woman underoos but nothing ever occured that would have fulfilled the $15 I spent on them.

[Suicane]