Lets call him Jim. All my life he was my best friend. Thru the years i've lived with him at his moms when my mom kicked me out, he lived with me when his mom kicked me out, we lived together, we were inseperable, like brothers.
Then one day he meets this girl. Not a normal girl, but the devil with a pussy. Anyway, shes 22 when they meet, and she already has 2 kids by 2 different guys, im not one to judge but that bothers me, especially when shes sinking her teeth into my friend who is so desperate for somebody to love him.
It takes 6 months of dating, during which he proclaims to me daily how messed up of a bitch she is, before she.................gets pregnant.
So now that she's pregnant, it's wedding time. In the spring they get married and buy a house, and then I hear from him maybe 10 times in 5 years.
Fast forward to last month. My friend shows up at my door to tell me he thinks she's cheating on him and goes ijto a 3 hour long disertation on how miserable he is, he's got 2 kids with her, bringing the grand total to 4. He works day and night and all she does is complain, he dont get sex, he's miserable.
He confronts her and finds out that she is cheating. So he moves out and gets a lawyer, which isn't cheap. 3 days after he moves out she's got her ex husband in the house living there, banging him, while my friend sleeps on his moms couch.
Night and day for the next couple of weeks he's either at my house or on my phone, bitching and moaning and complaining about his life and what a whore she is and how he cant believe it's come to this, dude will be paying lawyer fees and child support out his ass for the rest of his life, and this is a dude who works at fuckin Thriftway.
Now I listen to him, because deep down inside I love the guy, but I hate the fact that because she doesn't like me, our relationship pretty much ended, and now i've gotta be the anchor for his fuckin psyche.
Suddenly I stop hearing from him. No contact at all. Today I get a call from him, his first words? "Hey, obviously im back with the bitch which is why you havn't heard from me".
Me, "Oh yeah?"
Him- Yeah, we're buying a house now,
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
Me- Well i hope you're happy with your life. click.
Seriosuly? She cheats on you, then when you move out she moves her ex husband in? And you go back to her? I feel like a dick, but really man. have some fuckin balls.
Then one day he meets this girl. Not a normal girl, but the devil with a pussy. Anyway, shes 22 when they meet, and she already has 2 kids by 2 different guys, im not one to judge but that bothers me, especially when shes sinking her teeth into my friend who is so desperate for somebody to love him.
It takes 6 months of dating, during which he proclaims to me daily how messed up of a bitch she is, before she.................gets pregnant.
So now that she's pregnant, it's wedding time. In the spring they get married and buy a house, and then I hear from him maybe 10 times in 5 years.
Fast forward to last month. My friend shows up at my door to tell me he thinks she's cheating on him and goes ijto a 3 hour long disertation on how miserable he is, he's got 2 kids with her, bringing the grand total to 4. He works day and night and all she does is complain, he dont get sex, he's miserable.
He confronts her and finds out that she is cheating. So he moves out and gets a lawyer, which isn't cheap. 3 days after he moves out she's got her ex husband in the house living there, banging him, while my friend sleeps on his moms couch.
Night and day for the next couple of weeks he's either at my house or on my phone, bitching and moaning and complaining about his life and what a whore she is and how he cant believe it's come to this, dude will be paying lawyer fees and child support out his ass for the rest of his life, and this is a dude who works at fuckin Thriftway.
Now I listen to him, because deep down inside I love the guy, but I hate the fact that because she doesn't like me, our relationship pretty much ended, and now i've gotta be the anchor for his fuckin psyche.
Suddenly I stop hearing from him. No contact at all. Today I get a call from him, his first words? "Hey, obviously im back with the bitch which is why you havn't heard from me".
Me, "Oh yeah?"
Him- Yeah, we're buying a house now,
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
Me- Well i hope you're happy with your life. click.
Seriosuly? She cheats on you, then when you move out she moves her ex husband in? And you go back to her? I feel like a dick, but really man. have some fuckin balls.

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