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    Lets call him Jim. All my life he was my best friend. Thru the years i've lived with him at his moms when my mom kicked me out, he lived with me when his mom kicked me out, we lived together, we were inseperable, like brothers.

    Then one day he meets this girl. Not a normal girl, but the devil with a pussy. Anyway, shes 22 when they meet, and she already has 2 kids by 2 different guys, im not one to judge but that bothers me, especially when shes sinking her teeth into my friend who is so desperate for somebody to love him.

    It takes 6 months of dating, during which he proclaims to me daily how messed up of a bitch she is, before she.................gets pregnant.

    So now that she's pregnant, it's wedding time. In the spring they get married and buy a house, and then I hear from him maybe 10 times in 5 years.


    Fast forward to last month. My friend shows up at my door to tell me he thinks she's cheating on him and goes ijto a 3 hour long disertation on how miserable he is, he's got 2 kids with her, bringing the grand total to 4. He works day and night and all she does is complain, he dont get sex, he's miserable.

    He confronts her and finds out that she is cheating. So he moves out and gets a lawyer, which isn't cheap. 3 days after he moves out she's got her ex husband in the house living there, banging him, while my friend sleeps on his moms couch.

    Night and day for the next couple of weeks he's either at my house or on my phone, bitching and moaning and complaining about his life and what a whore she is and how he cant believe it's come to this, dude will be paying lawyer fees and child support out his ass for the rest of his life, and this is a dude who works at fuckin Thriftway.

    Now I listen to him, because deep down inside I love the guy, but I hate the fact that because she doesn't like me, our relationship pretty much ended, and now i've gotta be the anchor for his fuckin psyche.

    Suddenly I stop hearing from him. No contact at all. Today I get a call from him, his first words? "Hey, obviously im back with the bitch which is why you havn't heard from me".

    Me, "Oh yeah?"

    Him- Yeah, we're buying a house now,
    I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system

    I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system

    I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system


    Me- Well i hope you're happy with your life. click.



    Seriosuly? She cheats on you, then when you move out she moves her ex husband in? And you go back to her? I feel like a dick, but really man. have some fuckin balls.
    I luv British womenz.

  • #2
    That's fucked up. The guy dug his own grave though. And yeah, chicks who cut guys off from their friends suck.
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Re: My Friend

        Originally posted by Suicane
        I think she just needed to do that to get it out of her system
        Holy shit. If I ever use that line when a girl cheats on me, I hope I die the next day in a horrible car accident.
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        • #5
          btw, not wishing that on your friend of course, just me
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          • #6
            Ohhhh, hell to the nizzz-all. I'm not hating on the chick at all. She's a pimp. Her dick must be bigger than mine---I mean, she fucked her ex-bitch in the same house she kicked her Thriftway 'ho out of AND she got the motherfucker to take her back after she got her kicks.

            I mean, she was getting plowed in their home while homey was on his mom's cunt-warmer in the fetal position holding his toddler-sized unit telling himself that she's the best piece-of-ass he's every had. I can just hear him then < with estrogen-laced sniffles and pathetic whimpers> "Why doesn't she love me?" He'd been turned-the-fuck-out

            And then the man-bitch had the nerve to call you and tell you that she just needed to get it out of her system---yeah she's a motherfucking PIMP.

            Hell come to think of it, we should be sorry for him---poor fuck's been castrated. "We've got a man down..."
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            • #7
              Re: My Friend

              Originally posted by Suicane
              he dont get sex, he's miserable.
              Sounds like he's had enough.

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              • #8
                that sucks.

                it sucks that you couldn't think of a better fake name than "Jim". if i were telling the story my friend's made up name woulda been "Rico" or "Esteban", maybe even "Wally".


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                • #9
                  I just want to know if the new avatar is supposed to be a fucked up Cardinal?
                  My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cringer
                    I just want to know if the new avatar is supposed to be a fucked up Cardinal?
                    Thats from like 2 years ago. I wonder if Jeff has my baby pictures too :?


                    Originally posted by Hell Atlantic
                    that sucks.

                    it sucks that you couldn't think of a better fake name than "Jim". if i were telling the story my friend's made up name woulda been "Rico" or "Esteban"
                    Rico and Esteban are guys she cheats with, not on.
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                    • #11
                      Brutal but you did the only thing you can do Suicane. It is on him now. I couldnt even say that was a sad story because he put himself in that position. I wouldnt be surprised if his lawyer advised him to reconcile when he looked at the kids and his job. He is pretty well trapped. There is always Mexico!!

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                      • #12
                        I dunno if expounded upon this, but the biggest thing to me, besides going back to her, was that he was buying a new house. This will be the dudes 4th house in 6 years. He's just a complete mess. A lost soul desperately in search of something that can't be bought or bargained for. Such a shame.
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                        • #13
                          She may have gotten back with him to qualify for a mortgage. Bitch is crazy. Succubus.
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                          • #14
                            Yeah, so I talked to this dude today for the first time since I posted the original rant. Come to find out that while he and his wife were seperated, his 2 best buddies (who pretty much took my place in his life) went over one to talk to her and try and help them iron things out.........and they banged her.

                            He found out about it about a month ago..............and he still didn't dump her ass. He told me she was obviously drunk and distressed when it happened and he blames them. Personaly I would of shotgunned all 3 of em.
                            I luv British womenz.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Suicane
                              Yeah, so I talked to this dude today for the first time since I posted the original rant. Come to find out that while he and his wife were seperated, his 2 best buddies (who pretty much took my place in his life) went over one to talk to her and try and help them iron things out.........and they banged her.

                              He found out about it about a month ago..............and he still didn't dump her ass. He told me she was obviously drunk and distressed when it happened and he blames them. Personaly I would of shotgunned all 3 of em.
                              now those are friends...ask him if he needs any other friends to help him out...
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