Realtor life is suckin:(

[Suicane]

Answer Me. Fucker.

[sovstar]

lol. whut r u wearing?

not very much

[Suicane]

Im intrigued. I'd be willing to negotiate further.

Are you playing FM?

[sovstar]

Im intrigued. I'd be willing to negotiate further.

Are you playing FM?

Yeah, and check this out. I've got a midfielder who's name Haik Israelian. And he's Armenian. Waddup wit dat!

[sovstar]

It was 136 degrees inside of my laptop earlier. You should stick your fingers in it.

[Suicane]

Im intrigued. I'd be willing to negotiate further.

Are you playing FM?

Yeah, and check this out. I've got a midfielder who's name Haik Israelian. And he's Armenian. Waddup wit dat!

After 20 minutes I still can't think of a reply. Does he have alot of goals?

[Suicane]

It was 136 degrees inside of my laptop earlier. You should stick your fingers in it.

How do you know? Does it have a thermometer in it?

[sovstar]

It was 136 degrees inside of my laptop earlier. You should stick your fingers in it.

How do you know? Does it have a thermometer in it?

It must. It's what is referred to as a midget (Mac thing). And fuck, it happens to tell me how hot my computer is.

[sovstar]

Im intrigued. I'd be willing to negotiate further.

Are you playing FM?

Yeah, and check this out. I've got a midfielder who's name Haik Israelian. And he's Armenian. Waddup wit dat!

After 20 minutes I still can't think of a reply. Does he have alot of goals?

I haven't actually progressed in the game yet. I've spent the last half-dozen or hours analyzing my organization. It's just the way I roll.

[Suicane]

Im pretending that she's not here because she's going tinkle.


Half dozen hours? wtf. That game oughta serve you snacks.

[sovstar]

Earlier today I went to a convenience store to pick up a frozen pizza. Specifically, a Pizza Corner Taco Pizza. I've mentioned them before. Anyways, these pizzas are vacuum-sealed, at least they usually are. As luck would have it both of the taco pizzas were deflated, meaning there must've been a hole somewhere in the packaging. It's being frozen, so I said fuck it. Well the chick at the cash register asked if I wanted to grab another one since this one wasn't vacuum-sealed anymore. I explained to her the situation and for some reason I felt like less of a person because I was willing to risk eating a pizza that was clearly not vacuum-sealed anymore.

Yeah, that's my life. Vacuum-sealed or not. Fuck it, dude.

[Suicane]

If I were her I would be impressed that there was a man standing across from me who lived life on the edge. Also, that you're willing to take your time with things and sort things out and get the job done right. Somewhow i'd relate that to oral sex. Also, i'd have given you a discount on the pizza. then i would of asked if you wanted to take the money you saved and take me to a movie.

[Suicane]

Wait, im not pregnant or funky lookin am I?

[sovstar]

About an hour ago in my FM game I decided to transfer list a guy since he could only play a position that I'm not going to use in my system. He wasn't that young and really wasn't that talented to even think about training him in a new position. After the move his happiness dropped low enough that this text showed up: Believes his ambition for a professional career is over.

LOL

Actually I felt pretty bad, so I faxed his availabilty to every possible team. You can get this moping loser for only 1,000 Euros. Come and get him!

[sovstar]

Wait, im not pregnant or funky lookin am I?

ooooooo low blow

Jave's mom works at a convenience store.