my stinkin' wife.

[Cringer]

we should be gone by now. she still isn't home. she is late for everything, pisses me off. we are going to miss the first inning in Houston, I know it.

[sovstar]

Ballgame, eh? You should bring a shovel and try your best to dig up that hill in center field. There's a rumor (I started) that there are dead bodies under it.

[Cringer]

Ballgame, eh? You should bring a shovel and try your best to dig up that hill in center field. There's a rumor (I started) that there are dead bodies under it.

Yeah, game tonight if we make it. :evil:

Tomorrow a Houston Dynamo (MLS) game. Sunday the zoo for the kid (and Loren). SHould be home Sunday night.

And yeah, Enron's Kenneth Lay had people put under that hill I think.

[sovstar]

Houston Dynamo

FOGHORN!

[Suicane]

I always imagined there was a giant orange juice facotry under that hill.

[Lorennn]

OMYFUKKNGODD I KNEWWW you were mad at me for being late, how many times did i ask if you were mad HOOWWWWW MANNNY SIIIRRRRR..TONS THATS HOW MANY AND HOW DARE YOU COME AND POST IT INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING MEE I ASKED OVER AND OVER AND WHAT I GETTT... IM FINE...may I remind you that "im FINE" is a woman's LINE, jerk how dare youuu, i knew YOU WERE MADDDD and then there i am trying to hurrry up and i end up getting a TICKET, that ticket was your fault YOURRRSSS, big grumpyass...you know what an idiot i was working FORRR andddd when i DID get home i still had to do a bunch of things that YOUUU couldve done BEFORE ID GOTTEN HOME CUZ YOUD BEEN THERE ALLL DAYYYYY UNLIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFFFTTTTTT

[MrBigglesworth]

I'm never getting married.

[Pirates]

Wow I am never letting my wife know I am on this site. Nice roast though!! Interestingly I have heard that exact paragraph from my wife, verbatim!! Is there a school that teaches women this? Or, do they all have mental telepathy!?

[Lorennn]

it's cuz ya'll are the SAAAME :roll: everything in the argument scenes in that movie break-up(jennifer's side of course) should be taught in some class to straight men around the WORLD!!!!

[Suicane]

Let me state clearly and unequivocly, that though I have sat on the forward deck of an Exzic, and warped the the hyper space windows and came barrel rolling out into the brilliance of some primordial yesterday, i have not found anything in the cosmos that moves me like earth women.

[Pirates]

it's cuz ya'll are the SAAAME :roll: everything in the argument scenes in that movie break-up(jennifer's side of course) should be taught in some class to straight men around the WORLD!!!!

But, I did enjoy Vince Vaughn's side. Just play video games!!

[Cringer]

Don't listen to her, she's full of crap and is 100% wrong.

I don't even think she remembers who I am. 8)

[VitoStallion]

OMYFUKKNGODD I KNEWWW you were mad at me for being late, how many times did i ask if you were mad HOOWWWWW MANNNY SIIIRRRRR..TONS THATS HOW MANY AND HOW DARE YOU COME AND POST IT INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING MEE I ASKED OVER AND OVER AND WHAT I GETTT... IM FINE...may I remind you that "im FINE" is a woman's LINE, jerk how dare youuu, i knew YOU WERE MADDDD and then there i am trying to hurrry up and i end up getting a TICKET, that ticket was your fault YOURRRSSS, big grumpyass...you know what an idiot i was working FORRR andddd when i DID get home i still had to do a bunch of things that YOUUU couldve done BEFORE ID GOTTEN HOME CUZ YOUD BEEN THERE ALLL DAYYYYY UNLIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFFFTTTTTT

LMAO!!!

[Cringer]

OMYFUKKNGODD I KNEWWW you were mad at me for being late, how many times did i ask if you were mad HOOWWWWW MANNNY SIIIRRRRR..TONS THATS HOW MANY AND HOW DARE YOU COME AND POST IT INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING MEE I ASKED OVER AND OVER AND WHAT I GETTT... IM FINE...may I remind you that "im FINE" is a woman's LINE, jerk how dare youuu, i knew YOU WERE MADDDD and then there i am trying to hurrry up and i end up getting a TICKET, that ticket was your fault YOURRRSSS, big grumpyass...you know what an idiot i was working FORRR andddd when i DID get home i still had to do a bunch of things that YOUUU couldve done BEFORE ID GOTTEN HOME CUZ YOUD BEEN THERE ALLL DAYYYYY UNLIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFFFTTTTTT

Oh, and to address this bunch of hogwash directly.....

Don't blame that ticket on me mofo, I tell you everytime we go through that area there are always highway patrol there. But gee, why would you ever listen to the guy who drives it a couple times every week? :roll:

As for the other stuff.....pffft. Whatever lady. oke:

[Lorennn]

of COURSE you enjoyed the vince vaughn side :roll: its REALITY....what kinda board is this again??

and YOUU MISTER MR :x that ticket is SOOO your fault and now i hafta take that class and i dont even remember my password to log back into it to start reading :cry: and you knoww that even in driving class i never went and they passed me without even finishing the final exam HOWW amd i supposed to pass this classs :cry: i LISTEN TO YOUUUUUU..i HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAYYY....you couldve told me again while we were IN THAT area but noooo, someone was too busy being in GRUMPY DENIALLLL