The Masters

[Suicane]

I tried watching it but ended up captivated by high school cheerleading on ESPN2. I know it's supposed to be a competition, but how can any red blooded male not become overwrought when watching a bunch of 16-17 year girls hold their legs behind their heads and aim their crotches up in the air? Do women feel the same way when they watch March Madness?

[P. Diddy]

Re: The Masters

I tried watching it but ended up captivated by high school cheerleading on ESPN2. I know it's supposed to be a competition, but how can any red blooded male not become overwrought when watching a bunch of 16-17 year girls hold their legs behind their heads and aim their crotches up in the air? Do women feel the same way when they watch March Madness?

I'm there. Thank goodness that I hate golf. ESPN ALWAYS schedules this stuff when some other network has some big event. Always.

[Jave]

Re: The Masters

I tried watching it but ended up captivated by high school cheerleading on ESPN2. I know it's supposed to be a competition, but how can any red blooded male not become overwrought when watching a bunch of 16-17 year girls hold their legs behind their heads and aim their crotches up in the air? Do women feel the same way when they watch March Madness?

GODDAMN IT, I knew I should have called in today! Why didn't any of you fuckers let me know cheerleading was on today?