Im Buying A Wrestling Ring ***FUNTASTICNESS WILL ENSUE***

[Suicane]

So some friends and I decided that we're finaly gonna bite the bullet and go in on a wrestling ring together. I decided that if I don't do it now I probably never will and the truth is I need some sort of inspiration to drop some weight and get active again. The moral? Tickets for Jersey Jamboree Luchadore Madness will go on sale in August, cookies and soda pop will be free with admission!

[sovstar]

Is the KY jelly free?

[Cringer]

I'm there. Is it in your backyard?

[MrBigglesworth]

Re: Im Buying A Wrestling Ring ***FUNTASTICNESS WILL ENSUE*

So some friends and I decided that we're finaly gonna bite the bullet and go in on a wrestling ring together. I decided that if I don't do it now I probably never will and the truth is I need some sort of inspiration to drop some weight and get active again. The moral? Tickets for Jersey Jamboree Luchadore Madness will go on sale in August, cookies and soda pop will be free with admission!

I volunteer to be the official IFL photographer for the event. I'm less than an hour from Jersey!

[Suicane]

Re: Im Buying A Wrestling Ring ***FUNTASTICNESS WILL ENSUE*

I'm there. Is it in your backyard?

Yeah, all we gotta do is create a flat patch of land.

I volunteer to be the official IFL photographer for the event. I'm less than an hour from Jersey!

Hehe, we are gonna need a video guy.


Essentialy we were just sitting around, bored out of our minds watching the PPV and coming up with characters and angles of our own. I suggested actually getting a ring since splitting it 3 or 4 ways wouldn't be as big a burden and we actually got all giddy. Plan is to get it sometime in the next 3-4 months.

We don't have any delusions, in fact most of the characters we've come up with are in the Chikara style of out there shit. We're all pretty athletic, including a former gymnast, but none of us have the desire to get crippled so it's not gonna be like backyard shit, in fact powerbombs may be the swankest thing we'll ever pull out. Imagine 1980's squash match shit, more psychology than anything else, which is fairly boring, which is why we're gonna come up with characters and shit.

Anyway, our idea was to come up with characters and a backstory for all of them and then do a full show as if it's the biggest show in wrestling history, the culmination of years of angles and careers and shit. For instance, im gonna be Cracker Barrell, a intimidating barrell of destruction, who wears an actual barrell, and.........who cant get in the ring, cause ya know, i'm a barrell. Leaving my partners Wendy and Burger King to get destroyed by the pure heel snobbery of Bistro and Ristorante.

[Cringer]

Re: Im Buying A Wrestling Ring ***FUNTASTICNESS WILL ENSUE*

We're all pretty athletic

ok, i think I want proof of this. not that I think your a fat man, but I never had an image of 'pretty athletic' either. :P

[Suicane]

Re: Im Buying A Wrestling Ring ***FUNTASTICNESS WILL ENSUE*

We're all pretty athletic

ok, i think I want proof of this. not that I think your a fat man, but I never had an image of 'pretty athletic' either. :P

Pretty Athletic= I can move for about 15 minutes without running out of oxygen. ops:

Actually I can do a split, im very flexible, but I don't exactly have the cardio I used to have. Which is why it's good we have a former gymnast, he's pretty good at bouncing off of me and getting thrown around.

[sovstar]

You can't do the fucking splits. Who are you kidding?

[Suicane]

You can't do the fucking splits. Who are you kidding?

Swear to Milla I can. I used to be able to put my feet behind my head but my belly will just not allow that anymore. Come to think of it, I bet there was a time when I could have pleasured myself, why didn't I ever try that? I can also bend my fingers back to touch my arm. I've got loose tendons or some such shit.