Hello

[Suicane]

My name is Dmitri, i own the St. Louis Cardinals of the IFL. I have clogged the toilets with steak sandwiches and made love to the ticket taker girls.

[Suicane]

ya know what i love? girls in the service industry with the white pants and whatever color shirt that represents their store. you know, the girls with a little extra pudding in their bowl whom thru their white pants you can see the big girls underwear that encases their sun deplete overly ample back cleavage. 3 cheers for those girls, cause ya turn me on sometimes.

[MrBigglesworth]

Steak sandwiches??? I thought you lived near Philly, heathen?

[Suicane]

whut i say?
:cry:

[MrBigglesworth]

Who within 200 miles of Philly calls it a steak sandwich?? It's a cheesesteak! Where were you born?

[Suicane]

like 20 minutes out of philly

but im in st louis now.

cheesesteaks are awesome, now i want one, thats cold man, plain cold.

[MrBigglesworth]

GD...now I want a cheesesteak.

[Suicane]

You fuckin fuck.

[Suicane]

i got steak ums in the freezer, im so tempted but i cant be trusted around open flames

[Suicane]

hey boss, hows it goin?

[MrBigglesworth]

Duuuude, you can put steak-ums in the microwave! I tried it drunk in college!

EDIT: put them in water, I think

[Suicane]

that just sounds gross man.

[Suicane]

i dont microwave anything, save for hot pockets or tihings of that ilk. i never reheat in the microwave, pure oven for me captain.

[MrBigglesworth]

You're letting the best in life pass you by.

[Suicane]

nothing tastes right coming out of the microwave. my grandmoth freezes shit and reheats it 3 months later. bullshit. when i cook shit i either reheat it in the oven within 3 days or i throw it out, its gotta be fresh or its gotta be gone.