Women

[sovstar]

I made sure that my place was tidy and I went as far as buying some ice cream because I knew she'd like that after dinner.

But you give me an unenthusiastic response to the place that I picked out because we can't smoke there; you'll get bored if you can't smoke so...

Okay, so we'll go across the bridge so you can smoke. Where do you want to go? Embers? You can't be fucking serious. I'm taking you out on a date(?) and you want to go to fucking Embers to get some fries and have a cigarette afterwards.

We're obviously not on the same page. Jeff has left the building!

Now I've got some extra time to nail down some nominations for roadrash's awards and have a beer while I'm doing so.

Women.

[Kobeck]

you crack me up.

you really expect to understand women, please let it go cause it ain't gonna happen

[roadrash]

I made sure that my place was tidy and I went as far as buying some ice cream because I knew she'd like that after dinner.

But you give me an unenthusiastic response to the place that I picked out because we can't smoke there; you'll get bored if you can't smoke so...

Okay, so we'll go across the bridge so you can smoke. Where do you want to go? Embers? You can't be fucking serious. I'm taking you out on a date(?) and you want to go to fucking Embers to get some fries and have a cigarette afterwards.

We're obviously not on the same page. Jeff has left the building!

Now I've got some extra time to nail down some nominations for roadrash's awards and have a beer while I'm doing so.

Women.

NEVER show a new date where you live. . .I've had problems getting them to go away and stay away. . .better that they just don't know where you live. . .

Or work. . I had a girl follow me home from work once. . freakin psychos

[VitoStallion]

Damn...you like women? I didn't think pig farmers needed women

[hawkster]

"Women....you can't live without em, and they can't pee standing up" -Rube Baker "Major League 2"

[roadrash]

Damn...you like women? I didn't think pig farmers needed women

We cook pigs in iowa. . you must have us confused with those wierdos in Little Rock

[Fat Tony Pacino]

I made sure that my place was tidy and I went as far as buying some ice cream because I knew she'd like that after dinner.

But you give me an unenthusiastic response to the place that I picked out because we can't smoke there; you'll get bored if you can't smoke so...

Okay, so we'll go across the bridge so you can smoke. Where do you want to go? Embers? You can't be fucking serious. I'm taking you out on a date(?) and you want to go to fucking Embers to get some fries and have a cigarette afterwards.

We're obviously not on the same page. Jeff has left the building!

Now I've got some extra time to nail down some nominations for roadrash's awards and have a beer while I'm doing so.

Women.

Yo, I wudda taken her back across da bridge.........well, half way at least.

[Cringer]

thats some dedication to smoking.....


Chick's thoughts - Jeff or a smoke? Well, I REALLY like smoking! And well Jeff has some nice things to, but mmmmmmm cigs! I dunno, this is a hard choice, maybe Jeff will buy me a pack of smokes if I can just hold off for a little while? Hmmm, no, I think I want to smoke now, screw this guy.............

[RendeR]

Hmmm, no, I think I want to smoke now, screw this guy.............

damn...if the cigarette is more interesting than Jeff........



just...


just DAMN dude...you gotta get a personality

[FargoBison]

I had a situation where i took a girl out who said that she needed to smoke. I told her that i cannot kiss girl after they have been smoking, so she has to make a choice . . . so we made out for the first 1/2 hour of the date then she smoked.

Wit hgirls, you gotta TELL them whats going on, they like the man to be in charge and a guy who knows what he wants. Why else do you think all the girls end up with the assholes.

[sovstar]

Wit hgirls, you gotta TELL them whats going on, they like the man to be in charge and a guy who knows what he wants. Why else do you think all the girls end up with the assholes.

The wisest words I've ever known.

out

[roadrash]

Wit hgirls, you gotta TELL them whats going on, they like the man to be in charge and a guy who knows what he wants. Why else do you think all the girls end up with the assholes.

The wisest words I've ever known.

out

Chicks did jerks

[dberner30]

for the short term. THen you get older. Lose hair. Grow stomach. Then chicks dont dig the jerk in you as much. Develop your personality.

The good news is you can return to jerk once you hit older age and then cash overrides the stomach and the hair loss.