If a hurricane ripped Jessica Alba's clothes off...

[HammeringJohnson]

what would you do?

[Cringer]

hard to say I would thank a hurricane....but mmmmmmm yum.

[JesterBlaze]

I'd probably go to a football forum and post something that has nothing to do with football... every 5 days...

Then maybe I'd go to a hurricane forum and post about football... :P

[Cringer]

but did you look at the picture? :P

[Suicane]

but did you look at the picture? :P

For reals. I think I just raped myself. :shock:

[HammeringJohnson]

normal person: hot pic
homosexual person: why do you post in off-topic forum about stuff not about football

gay people just dont make sense. god gave them dicks but not head. play on words for fruits, thought you like that.

[JesterBlaze]

normal person: hot pic
homosexual person: why do you post in off-topic forum about stuff not about football

gay people just dont make sense. god gave them dicks but not head. play on words for fruits, thought you like that.

Someone who's never/rarely been laid (or married): Woah a girl!! I better show everyone this newfound thing.

Someone who's been laid quite a bit (but of course never enough): Woah a possibly entertaining IFL post on the forums! Nope just another off-topic post by HJ.


I was just busting balls on the first post btw...

[HammeringJohnson]

normal person: hot pic
homosexual person: why do you post in off-topic forum about stuff not about football

gay people just dont make sense. god gave them dicks but not head. play on words for fruits, thought you like that.

Someone who's never/rarely been laid (or married): Woah a girl!! I better show everyone this newfound thing.

Someone who's been laid quite a bit (but of course never enough): Woah a possibly entertaining IFL post on the forums! Nope just another off-topic post by HJ.


I was just busting balls on the first post btw...

wow i didnt know real players would brag about themselves on an internet forum. i mean, whatever you post is true right. man, you must bang chicks every day.

people who talk themselves up by POSTING are fucking losers in real life. you can pretend to be whatever you want, i don't want to burst your bubble mr. player.

[Cringer]

I had sex this morning.

And I am a winner because of it.

[JesterBlaze]

normal person: hot pic
homosexual person: why do you post in off-topic forum about stuff not about football

gay people just dont make sense. god gave them dicks but not head. play on words for fruits, thought you like that.

Someone who's never/rarely been laid (or married): Woah a girl!! I better show everyone this newfound thing.

Someone who's been laid quite a bit (but of course never enough): Woah a possibly entertaining IFL post on the forums! Nope just another off-topic post by HJ.


I was just busting balls on the first post btw...

wow i didnt know real players would brag about themselves on an internet forum. i mean, whatever you post is true right. man, you must bang chicks every day.

people who talk themselves up by POSTING are fucking losers in real life. you can pretend to be whatever you want, i don't want to burst your bubble mr. player.

You're simply a moron. Almost anyone with female friends can get laid on a daily basis. It's not bragging. If you had any female friends you'd know that.

I wish this forum had an ignore list. I'm done talking in this thread.

[JesterBlaze]

normal person: hot pic
homosexual person: why do you post in off-topic forum about stuff not about football

gay people just dont make sense. god gave them dicks but not head. play on words for fruits, thought you like that.

Someone who's never/rarely been laid (or married): Woah a girl!! I better show everyone this newfound thing.

Someone who's been laid quite a bit (but of course never enough): Woah a possibly entertaining IFL post on the forums! Nope just another off-topic post by HJ.


I was just busting balls on the first post btw...

wow i didnt know real players would brag about themselves on an internet forum. i mean, whatever you post is true right. man, you must bang chicks every day.

people who talk themselves up by POSTING are fucking losers in real life. you can pretend to be whatever you want, i don't want to burst your bubble mr. player.

Almost anyone with female friends can get laid on a daily basis. It's not bragging. If you had any female friends you'd know that.

I wish this forum had an ignore list. I'm done talking in this thread.

[HammeringJohnson]

if you want an ignore list so bad idiot, why do you post in my thread(s) dumbass

[HammeringJohnson]

You're simply a moron. Almost anyone with female friends can get laid on a daily basis. It's not bragging. If you had any female friends you'd know that.

so how big was her penis?

[Cringer]

go ahead and shut up at some point guys....let it all go now, because keeping this crap going all week is pointless.

[MrBigglesworth]

Let's hug it out.