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  • Sex Tip of the Week : Asking your buddy to masturbate with u

    First off, talk about how you do it -- he'll share his techniques with you, too. By now both of you should be getting pretty horn-doggish and developing at least a "semi." Mention that you see his large one through his pants and that you'd like him to whip it out for you. If he does, you're probably on the road to success -- but if he doesn't, you might as well forget about it. After he yanks his member out of his drawers, go ahead and pull out yours. Since the both of you are fully erect by now, you may begin the process of masturbation. If you both agree, it should be easy and you might even get a chance to trade spanks with each other later on.

    If you or your friend has any hot videos, put them in and masturbate under your pants, pretending you're trying to do it so he won't notice. If he sees you, he will probably either start doing it with you or ask you what you are doing. If he asks, tell him, and ask if he would like to try. If he starts, take it out of your pants and do it in the open, and he will do it with you. That's how I started to masturbate with my best friend.

    There is nothing inherently homosexual about it, and there are many things you can learn from each other! Even if you do go on to live a homosexual lifestyle, you should never feel you are homosexual because you masturbated with another person as a youth! I have masturbated with many other guys in my lifetime, all while I was in my early years of puberty, and some into my teens. I found many things that I enjoy now alone or with the women in my life that I might never have discovered, had it not been for the mutual masturbatory practices of my youth. As a quick message to all the young guys out there ... keep jackin' it. It's better to masturbate, alone or with others, than to risk the sad effects of unprotected sexual intercourse -- heterosexual or homosexual. Save the thrills of intercourse for the very personal bonds of marriage!

    THE MORE YOU KNOW :lol:
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    I get the feeling this was copied from somewhere.

    If not, then I guess it's just a little too much information.
    My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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    • #3
      Ok, this dude is whacked-the-fuck-out!!!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by VitoStallion
        Ok, this dude is whacked-the-fuck-out!!!
        He just likes to make you think so, that way when he hits on you it will throw you off your gameplanning ability and he wins.
        My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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        • #5
          Is it gay if you have gay sex when you're too young to know what sex is? Cause a buddy of mine wants to know.
          I luv British womenz.

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          • #6
            This thread should be deleted.

            bbrrrrrrrrrrrrr :lol:
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            • #7
              I agree Bigwood. I agree :shock:
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              • #8
                In my friends defense, he was playing the part of princess leia, so it's even less gay. Hell, at this point its like 22% gay. Thats ok.
                I luv British womenz.

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                • #9
                  Well, if he was Leia I guess it's cool.

                  But who were you?
                  My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                  • #10
                    Chewbacca :cry:
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Suicane
                      Chewbacca :cry:
                      Ok, then I am cool with it. If you said Luke, then the whole brother/sister thing would have bothered me some.
                      My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cringer
                        Originally posted by Suicane
                        Chewbacca :cry:
                        Ok, then I am cool with it. If you said Luke, then the whole brother/sister thing would have bothered me some.
                        Yeah, but i wanted to be Lando. :cry:
                        I luv British womenz.

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