Hartford: James Tart is looking good in practice

[VitoStallion]

When asked about the upcoming game in Hartford James Tart countered with:

"...I looked at that D-line on tape and those guys are overrated. They can't stop a guy like me. I'm going to put up 120 yards on them in the first half and then let my backup have some Grizzly booty too!!!"

CAN HARTFORD STOP JAMES TART???

[Robin Benes]

Robin Benes with the inside scoop

I wouldn't put much stock into the reports that James Tart is primed for a huge week. It appears that it may be an attempt to divert attention from the passing game that opened up for the Stallions last week in their win over Reno.

CAN BOOKER HOLD HIS OWN???

[Warhammer]

Considering I couldn't game plan last week, I thought we did rather well against WV.

However, MY COMPUTER DECIDED TO WORK TODAY!!!! Which means I can game plan tonight! Mr. Tart, may I introduce you to Mr. Tan.

Plus, I have a few wrinkles that I am putting in my offense that should take the game out of Tart's hands...

Also, don't forget that last year I beat a number of great teams at home, with a 1st year QB, that we limited to 5 yard passes. Now we can go downfield a bit.

Oh yeah, we'll squeek a win in this one.

[Cringer]

this is one of the 3 games featured in the Games of te Week section of the sports page.

[BurlingtonBolts]

I'm going to put up 120 yards on them in the first half and then let my backup have some Grizzly booty too!!!"

ROFLMAO! Grizzly booty

[VitoStallion]

Considering I couldn't game plan last week, I thought we did rather well against WV.

However, MY COMPUTER DECIDED TO WORK TODAY!!!! Which means I can game plan tonight! Mr. Tart, may I introduce you to Mr. Tan.

Plus, I have a few wrinkles that I am putting in my offense that should take the game out of Tart's hands...

Also, don't forget that last year I beat a number of great teams at home, with a 1st year QB, that we limited to 5 yard passes. Now we can go downfield a bit.

Oh yeah, we'll squeek a win in this one.

Oh yeah, the smack-talk is on!!! SLC is NOT a great team, we just win man

I'll tell the coach to keep the reporters away from Tart, but he did have something to say when Jimmy Somelove caught up to him after practice today:

"Bryce Tan? Tell his old-over-rated ass that I'm James "Smack-a-Tan SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET" Tart and I'm going to test his ass for sure. Hell I'm asking Steve (OC) to run right at his ass just for that. Plus, I just got some new Reeboks from that sweet-ass shoe deal his wife tipped my agent to---I don't mind sharing her ass because she always has my money on her mind (James pauses to show a picture of Bryce's wife Anita in the buff serving him strawberries on a bed of cash) and I feel unstoppable this week. Game on Bryce---don't get injured chasing me down now (James flashes an Eddie Murphy-like smile and mimmicks a lumbering D-lineman while shouting "Which way did he go, which way did he go...)--js

[Cringer]

holy shit that is pure comedy gold!