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    Cringer has fallen into the toilet in his Texas home. I will be assuming the position of commissioner immediately.

    It is believed that the toilet was an Emerson.
    "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

  • #2
    Emerson doesn't make toilets, man. Not that I know of anyways. :lol:

    And I didn't fall in, I think I passed out because I don't remember what happened afterwards.
    My banner is bigger and prettier and cooler then yours. I choose not to show it so your feelings do not get hurt.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Cringer
      Emerson doesn't make toilets, man. Not that I know of anyways.
      Be creative why don't you. Emerson can make anything you set your mind to.
      :roll:
      "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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      • #4
        They can I guess, I still have no idea if they make Emerson tv's and VCRs and all that kind of stuff. Very well could be another company but I just figure I wil give the one I work for credit for them....
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        • #5
          Actually, I'm just about ready to walk out the door. I'm going to the local..um..hobby store. Going to get my good buddy Suicane a she-male video put out by Emerson Productions.
          "Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins

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          • #6
            Emerson makes TVs, but I do not think they make VCRs. Now if we could only get them to sell us motors...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Warhammer
              Emerson makes TVs, but I do not think they make VCRs. Now if we could only get them to sell us motors...
              They do make VCRs, and home stereos and stuff like that, but what I do not know if it is the same Emerson that I work for. I don't think it is but I am not totally sure, it is a big as company with lots of stuff under the umbrella. All I know is that I do not haul any electronics that are Emerson.

              Electric motors, pumps and compressors, parts for this stuff, Skil-Bosch power tools, the Dremel, and then washers, dryers, and refrigerators that have our motors/compressors/pumps in them (Whirlpool, Frigidaire mostly) is the stuff I haul the most.
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              • #8
                Oh, and the she-male videos, yeah i think we have those too. Mostly filmed at truckstops I think......
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                • #9
                  Emerson nice boobies ya got there lady.
                  I luv British womenz.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Suicane
                    Emerson nice boobies ya got there lady.
                    One of us has been drinking :?
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