Why do all the trees in Iowa lean North?
Because Minnesota sucks.
Why do Minnesota Cheerleaders wear long skirts?
To hide the fly strips.
Why did Minnesota put field turf instead of grass in their new stadium?
So the cheerleaders wouldnt graze.
Because Minnesota sucks.
Why do Minnesota Cheerleaders wear long skirts?
To hide the fly strips.
Why did Minnesota put field turf instead of grass in their new stadium?
So the cheerleaders wouldnt graze.


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