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PING: Jeff

11-19-2009, 08:31 PM

Why do all the trees in Iowa lean North?

Because Minnesota sucks.

Why do Minnesota Cheerleaders wear long skirts?

To hide the fly strips.

Why did Minnesota put field turf instead of grass in their new stadium?

So the cheerleaders wouldnt graze.

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11-19-2009, 10:02 PM

"Larry Deasoooooooooooooooooon" -- Phil Jenkins
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11-19-2009, 10:07 PM

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11-19-2009, 10:11 PM

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11-19-2009, 10:15 PM

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11-20-2009, 05:32 AM

Oh i'm about to commit a rudeness upon myself.

I luv British womenz.
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11-21-2009, 10:03 AM

lol

NEWARK BULLDOGS WALL OF HONOR
DE JUSTIN JONES
LB DOMINGO PERSAUD
TE THOMAS MACOMBER
LT IRWIN KAO
WR ANDREW ROBEY
SS GREGORY BOYD
RB ALAN CRESPO
G MALCOLM "BIG KAT" SINGLETON
WR WALTER WALKER
G AMOS BAILEY
QB DWIGHT "KING" BURGER
RB GARY "THE SITUATION" JAMISON
WR JOSE HOOVER
K BUTCH SCHULZ
LB MACK EDWARDS
DE STEPHEN BRIGHAM
WR JESSE LUCAS
C NORMAN ENRIGHT
SS JUNIOR EL NIN0
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11-21-2009, 03:17 PM

How terrible is Minnesota? I cannot see how anyone could be a fan of that program. They never win and continually play horrid football. The QB at Minny owns several passing records and he is terrible.
I mean, wow. I really feel sorry for you Jeff.

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