Smack Review

[VitoStallion]

James Tart:

"Bryce Tan? Tell his old-over-rated ass that I'm James "Smack-a-Tan SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET" Tart and I'm going to test his ass for sure. Hell I'm asking Steve (OC) to run right at his ass just for that. Plus, I just got some new Reeboks from that sweet-ass shoe deal his wife tipped my agent to---I don't mind sharing her ass because she always has my money on her mind (James pauses to show a picture of Bryce's wife Anita in the buff serving him strawberries on a bed of cash) and I feel unstoppable this week. Game on Bryce---don't get injured chasing me down now (James flashes an Eddie Murphy-like smile and mimmicks a lumbering D-lineman while shouting "Which way did he go, which way did he go...)--js

[Warhammer]

Are you on our schedule this year?

Bryce Tan: "Who is the IFL leader in career sacks for a DT? Who is a two time 1st team All-IFL player at their position? Let's see what you accomplish after your 10th season! Oh yeah, you won't get their cause you'll be sick of my ass kicking your ass trying to run through the line! How many yards did you get running last time you played us?"

[Jave]

:suicanesmunchies:

[Warhammer]

Bryce Tan: We don't play you guys this year. Sorry I didn't know that off the top of my head, I only keep track of the BIG games.

[VitoStallion]

This was meant to have guys pull up their classic smack. Tart got hurt in that game but we slammed you guys 28-3

[Kobeck]

Mules were robbed of their first ever win when the VooDoo hit a 50+ ( I think) yard Hail Marry Laveau on the last play of the game. Mules are now 0 and all-time against the hated VooDoo.

Willoughby joining forces with the VooDoo is some justice. I would be concerned that he would give away Mule gameplanning secrets, but Manuel always had issues with that stuff and the VooDoo do not need the help anyways.

[Warhammer]

This was meant to have guys pull up their classic smack. Tart got hurt in that game but we slammed you guys 28-3

Sorry, I thought this was a new beginning, damn I liked my last comment.

Yeah, you guys did slam us, but that was our best season, we just started off on the wrong foot.