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Our annual mock draft of the first round is here for critics and fans alike. Let us know your thoughts in the comments. Will any of TJs nicknames stick?
| Pick | Team | GM | Actual Pick | Vancouver Pick | Vegas Pick | Tijuana Pick | Madison Pick |
| 1 - 1 (1) | Montreal | QB Warren Preston | RB Riddick Shelton | QB Warren "Bodie" Preston | LB Dana "French" Bagette | QB Warren Preston | |
| 1 - 2 (2) | McAllen | LB Jonathan Quiroz | QB Warren "Kelly" Preston | WR Nicholas Gheezling | QB Warren "Kelly" Preston | RB Riddick Shelton | |
| 1 - 3 (3) | Dakota | DE Shawn Faber | DT Joshua Newton | WR Johnny Miles | WR Nicholas "Geezer" Gheezling | WR Nicolas Gheesling | |
| 1 - 4 (4) | Texas | RB RIddick Shelton | WR Gilbert Sims | LT Darnell Shields | RB Riddick "Blake" Shelton | LT Darnell Shields | |
| 1 - 5 (5) | Los Angeles | CB Bryant Douglas | RB Gino Flick | RB Riddick Shelton | RB Harris "Gossip" Goss | RB Gino Flick | |
| 1 - 6 (6) | Hartford | WR Gilbert Sims | WR Nicholas "Geezer" Gheesling | ILB Dana "Frawnch" Bagette | T Darnell "Brooke" Shields | WR Johnny Miles | |
| 1 - 7 (7) | London | RB Gino Flick | WR Myles Montgomery | WR Fredrick Schwartz | DT Joshua "Big Fig" Newton | DT Joshua Newton | |
| 1 - 8 (8) | State College | WR Nicolas Gheesling | LB Jonathan Quiroz | OLB Jonathan "Quiznos" Qurios | CB Bryant "Michael" Douglas | LB Dana Bagette | |
| 1 - 9 (9) | Norfolk | LB Dana Bagette | LB Dana "Spaghetti" Bagette | ILB Cody "McPoyle" Doyle | LB Jonathan "Quisling" Quiroz | LB Jonathan Quiroz | |
| 1 - 10 (10) | Horsetooth | LB Cody Doyle | LB Cody Doyle | DT Joshua Newton | LB Nate "Random Orbit" Sander | LT Archie O'Neil | |
| 1 - 11 (11) | Boston | WR Myles Montgomery | WR Frederick "Use the" Shwartz | RB Gino "Forehand" Flick | LB Cody "Popeye" Doyle | LB Nate Sander | |
| 1 - 12 (12) | Calgary | RB Harris Goss | LB Nate " True Grit" Sander | DE J.C. "Emo Jimmy" Butler | DE J.C. "Son of God" Butler | CB Bryant Douglas | |
| 1 - 13 (13) | Colorado | DT Joshua Newton | CB Eli Warren | LB Nate Sander | CB Eli "Cash" Warren | LB Giovanni Lincoln | |
| 1 - 14 (14) | Vancouver | OT Darnell Shields | RB Harris Goss | CB Bryant "Average" Douglas | RB Gino "Quick" Flick | WR Gilbert Sims | |
| 1 - 15 (15) | Kansas City | T Archie O'Neil | CB Bryant Douglas | LT Joshua Becker | DE Shawn "Do me a" Faber | LT Joshua Becker | |
| 1 - 16 (16) | Hartford | OLB Nate Sander | TE Devin McAlpin | WR Gilbert "The" Sims | CB Courtney "Stupid like a" Fox | QB Dana Hungate | |
| 1 - 17 (17) | Raleigh | DT Irving Marshall | RB Nick Reese | RB Harris Goss | DT Luther "Paul" Harvey | RB Harris Goss | |
| 1 - 18 (18) | Norfolk | DE J.C. Butler | DE Shawn Faber | QB Dana Hungate | S Clay "Long, Cold" Winters | DT Irving Marshall | |
| 1 - 19 (19) | Georgia | DE Albert Mino | WR Dixon Crocton | WR Dixon Meachem | WR Myles "C." Montgomery | WR Frederick Shwartz | |
| 1 - 20 (20) | McAllen | DE Kirk Dollar | RB Kaleb "Rusty" Cage | QB Deron Kriewalt | DE Jason "O" Beyer | DT Shawn Faber | |
| 1 - 21 (21) | Iowa City | LB Giovanni Lincoln | RT Luis Carr | DT Harrison DeSilva | DE Miguel Lengfelder | DE Kirk Dollar | |
| 1 - 22 (22) | Orlando | DE Miguel Lengfelder | DE Miguel Lengfelder | S Clay "Short, EZ" Winters | T Archie "Shaqulle" O'Neill | LB Adrian Alexander | |
| 1 - 23 (23) | Murfreesboro | WR Shaun LaPorte | WR Shaun LaPorte | DE Albert Mino | DE Albert "A" Mino | DE Albert Mino | |
| 1 - 24 (24) | Madison | RB Nick Reese | DE Albert Mino | RB Nick Reese | CB Dalton "Better Call" Sall | RB Nick Reese | |
| 1 - 25 (25) | Alaska | WR Frederick Schwartz | WR Dixon Meacham | WR Myles Montgomery | QB Deron Kriewaldt | WR Myles Montgomery | |
| 1 - 26 (26) | Columbia | TE Devin McAlpin | QB Connor Deaman | OLB Giovanni Lincoln | T Joshua Becker | QB Deron Kriewaldt | |
| 1 - 27 (27) | Tijuana | CB Eli Warren | OG Devonte Shearer | WR Shuan LaPorte | S Leonardo Keene | WR Dixon Crocton | |
| 1 - 28 (28) | Texas | OT Joshua Becker | LT Archie O'Neill | WR Dixon "Crouton" Crocton | CB Artie "Stay in yo" Lane | WR Dixon Meachem | |
| 1 - 29 (29) | Pittsburgh | DE Phil Fay | C Oscar Foreman | TE Fred St Louis | C Oscar "The Grouch" Foreman | TE Devin McAlpin | |
| 1 - 30 (30) | West Virginia | RB Kaleb Cage | DE Rufus Krieg | DE Rufus Krieg | DE Rufus "The Coffee Machine" Krieg | DT Luther Harvey | |
| 1 - 31 (31) | West Virginia | WR Johnny Tennant | WR Johnny Miles | WR Johnny Tennant | DT Harrison DaSilva | WR Shaun Laporte | |
| 1 - 32 (32) | Vancouver | OT Luis Matney | DE J.C. Butler | DE Shawn Faber | WR Johnny "I Can See for Miles &" Miles | RB Perry Hampton | |
| correct picks: | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |